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Galactic Keegan

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Have been a big fan of Galactic Keegan on Twitter for some time, and have been looking forward to this one for a while. Top stuff! Really enjoyed it.

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this was a neat scifi novel, the characters were great and I really enjoyed the plot. I'd be interested in reading more from the author.

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As a football fan it is sometimes hard to understand that some people just don’t care about it. They see it as a frivolous game of kicking a pig’s stomach around a patch of grass. In the context of life and death, it is just something to keep you busy on a Saturday afternoon. That is unless you are Kevin Keegan. To him it is more than just a game and even when the human race is on the brink of extinction all he really cares about is his team, Palangonia FC. Fate has other ideas when Kevin, his Assistant Manager Gerry Francis and their dilapidated robot helper Barrington 12 set out on adventure that could turn the war.

How would you go about placing a figure like Kevin Keegan into science fiction? Scott Innes is the author of the Galactic Keegan Twitter feed and now this book. His task was to stitch these surreal and amusing asides into a narrative whole and he does a great job doing it. The secret is to take the comedic elements of the Twitter feed and put the characters in a Flash Gordon like adventure.

As someone new to the characters and situation of Galactic Keegan it took a couple of chapters to understand what was going on. The book has a tongue and cheek representation of the real Keegan who happens to be managing a tiny team on a remote human refugee site. This is not the real Keegan as it is unlikely to be endorsed by the man himself – his caricature is as thick as mince, as is Gerry Francis and even Barrington 12. Their blinkered love for the game means that they have learned little else in life and pay scant attention to the destruction that surrounds them.

If the book was just pot-shots at these characters, it would not work. It would feel too mean spirited. Innes has daft characters, but also gives them heart and courage. The actions of all three are self-sacrificing on occasion and make you care for them. They go from being selfish to having that oddly crazed optimism and overconfidence that thrust Captain Kirk into success. The blind leading the blind can be very amusing.

Another secret to this book’s success is that it is genuinely funny. There are Easter Egg jokes hidden throughout that must be from the original Twitter feed. Keegan reflects on a situation through the prism of players and managers he has known in the past. The likes of Grame Le Saux, Sam Allardyce, Martin Keown and many others all get a gentle tickle. These elements of humour are quite niche and require a good knowledge of late 90s, early 00s football to get some of the references. That fits well into my wheelhouse and I imagine many other football fans.

It would have been simple for Innes just to create a strange planet and sprinkle a few football jokes around, but work has also been put into the science fiction elements. The book is certainly pulp sci fi and reminds you of the naivety and cartoonish adventures of Flash Gordon. Throwing Kevin Keegan up against killer flying aliens and warlike beings creates action set pieces that are always amusing as he can never think of things outside the context of football.

Galactic Keegan was a very funny and enjoyable read to someone who is in the middle of the Venn Diagram that is football fan, science fiction fan, comedy fan. If you are not a fan of one of this triumvirate the book will lose a little of its appeal, especially if you don’t like football. However, if you do like all three then this book is a hidden gem. A book that could have been utterly frivolous is given depth by Innes who has not forgone the science fiction elements of the story and remembered to make his characters relatable.

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Galactic Keegan is a rollicking space adventure set on the planet Palagonia, humanity's last bastion after earth has been destroyed by the L'zuhl, a warring race of lizard aliens, and a damn nuisance! Kev Keenan is a pure footballing man, who's of course concerned about humanity's survival and all that, but who's real focus is on Palagonia FC picking up three points on Saturday.

Fans of comedy in their sci-fi will undoubtedly find Galactic Keegan fun, if not quite an equal to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If your interest is in robots struggling to understand what it means to be human, you'll probably appreciate the works of Isaac Asimov or Philip K Dick more. If humanity's survival after a planetary genocide is your thing there are various stories by the likes of Arthur C Clarke and Ray Bradbury that ought to tickle your fancy. If you like a cringy laugh about a clueless, bumbling idiot who accidentally solves problems he created himself, by leaning heavily upon more capable subordinates, you should watch The Office. But if you haven't time to wade through all these magnificent titles and prefer to catch all the above tropes in one quick go, Galactic Keegan is for you! It might seem a bit harsh mentioning all these other stories that do the same things better, but I'm an Arsenal fan, so I've always had a soft spot for fourth place.

I disagree with other reviews that say something to the effect of "you don't need to be a football fan to appreciate the humor in this book." It is chock full of football references that just won't land on someone who's never tried to explain the away goals rule to tennis enthusiast. Jokes about Sam Allerdyce pillaging an hors d'oeuvres tray or riding a tandem bicycle with Arsene Wenger are just funnier if you know who these people are. Still, there's plenty of good old Englishmen-insisting-on-common-courtesy-in-the-face-of-unspeakable-tragedy type humor to please even the most sports illiterate reader.

This book is not for serious sci-fi readers, or serious football fans, or serious people of any walk of life. But if you like these things, and like a laugh, Galactic Keegan is for you.

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