If you are looking for something super fun and different, I definitely think you will have a great time with this one. The plot is divided amongst three differing perspectives as an "alien invasion" happens and the population of the United States learns that aliens have lived amongst us for a while. You don't really see how these three perspectives are related until the later half of the novel, but I found each of them to be interesting in their own way. I think the novel had a really strong opening half and my interest in the book sort of wavered in the latter half, but I was still engaged enough to finish the novel. Something that I think I was really needing to enjoy this novel more was to have some sort of philosophical discussions - which the marketing for this book does promise. I think it's sprinkled here and there, but I did not find it really questioned humanity or what it means to share the universe with other life. It focused more on being an uplifting and humorous book, and I think if you go into this knowing that, you will enjoy it more!

I read the blurb and was exciting to dive into this based on that, but this missed the mark. What am I reading? Even ignoring the terrible formatting for the ebook, this is just a big ramble. You are just shoved it 0 to 100 and it just seems like a big acid trip.

A fun read, On Earth as It Is on Television also serves as a guide to rethinking the reality of and navigating a (possibly ongoing) extra-terrestrial visitation. Do we really think we could react as a society to this realization (which may even now be dawning on us), that we're not alone, any better than what we see of ourselves reflected in our social feeds? Will our prejudices and egos extend our bigoted wielding of borders to that of gravity wells and orbital paths on that fateful day (or are they, even now)? Or will we prove ourselves to be the anomaly of history, and rise above our mob judgements and the safety blanket of our fears? Suppose even this writer was not who he seemed, not exactly human (of which he can neither confirm nor deny), and yet also a person of dignity, worth, and enamored with the beauty of life; regardless of any commonality with humanity, would his review of this fascinating book be read in a disparaging or antagonistic light? Or is the dear reader, at this moment, moved with curiosity and openness, seeking to find that connection, that spark, that unites us all, human and otherwise? Said reader may find their time well spent in this book, experiencing not only the joy of a well crafted tale, but also the inspiration to rethink one's own habits of seeing and relating to others not quite like ourselves.

A truly original story of another "what if" story. The synopsis was intriguing enough to draw me in and the tory truly entertaining enough that I found myself finishing the book much too quickly. Different is not quite descriptive enough for this book, but I'm pretty sure you'll not find anything close to it. I enjoyed ON EARTH AS IT IS ON TELEVISION immensely and have already recommended it to my reading circle.

This was a strange and wild read that I overall really enjoyed. It was slow in the beginning, but once some pieces started to fall together and make sense, it went faster. The format was weird with the lack of chapters and instead the “episodes” and different POVs, but this added to my enjoyment not really knowing what was going to come next.

Was this a product placement for Malört? On Earth as It Is on Television is a quirky, borderline absurdist take on first contact with aliens from the perspective—at least so it seems at first—of ordinary, everyday people. Emily Jane asks us to consider what would happen if aliens show up one day and then leave as abruptly as they came. How would life go on, and how would we all be different? Unfortunately, I can’t say I am all that different having read this book.

The story starts thirty years prior, with a brother and his younger sister driving west to escape her abusive boyfriend and start a new life. Following an accident in a winter storm, we smash cut to the present. From there, Jane follows half a dozen different characters. Alien ships appear mysteriously over the skies of major cities around the world (not just Washington, D.C., thankfully), and then after a few days the ships vanish with no contact or explanation. Each of our viewpoint characters struggle to adjust to the new normal, with some of them discovering that there are actually aliens living among them—closer, even, than they initially thought.

This is a quixotic book, and for a while I didn’t know what to make of it. The beginning is like a suspense novel, with each character’s stories developing separately and an implicit promise that they will converge (which, to be fair, they ultimately do). The middle is more like a Vonnegut novel in both style and story. The final act reminds me most of an ’80s children’s movie about aliens, where the danger is undercut by the knowledge that everything will work out in ninety minutes or less.

There’s definitely something good to this novel. I like how Jane explores different yet equally valid reactions to alien arrival, the way that some people just shut down, others go into overdrive. While the humour wasn’t always my cup of tea (those kids were just annoying, OK?), I appreciate Jane’s attempt at establishing such a voice.

I guess what I’m trying to say, however, is that I don’t think the novel made me feel anything. The plot makes sense (in its own weird way). There are emotional notes for each character that Jane hits. But it’s all very perfunctory, very clinical. The narration is so detached, so much telling rather than showing, that it was hard for me to invest myself in any of the characters. I was curious to know the ending, if you will, but I didn’t care about the ending.

On Earth as It Is on Television has its moments, and for a different audience maybe it is in fact uproariously funny. I appreciate the eARC from NetGalley and Hyperion, but this one was not for me.

My review is a little late, but thanks are due to Netgalley and Hyperion Avenue for the ARC of this title.

This was a fun, hopeful little sci-fi romp! It was a very quick, entertaining read about what might happen if alien visitors came to Earth to poke around and explore and how the world as a whole would react and move forward. I really enjoyed the overall story, it's satisfying conclusion, and the cast of characters.

This book answers the question of what would happen if the aliens came and then …just left?

People behave a little more strangely, or in the case of some they were *already* acting strangely and used it as an excuse to start hiding it less.
Cats disappear for a while, have a big gathering, most go back home. But different.
A cationic patient wakes up after an accident a couple decades earlier.

And a whole lot of nothing else
No ‘first contact’
No attack
For the first half of the book I was wondering how much any of it was even about aliens

This one wasn’t what I expected. For one I thought it would be humorous, and when it opened with someone fleeing physical and sexual assault, well, I figured out this wasn’t going to be that.

The writing itself was good, but I think maybe this book just wasn’t for me. The biggest thing is a series of relationship dramas, and most of the time I had trouble getting into them. Eventually a lot more became clear about why each group was important to the story but still - With the only storyline I was *really* invested in being Oliver’s, I spent a lot of the first half of the book wishing it was back to focusing on him. The second half was much weirder, but also much more interesting so I was glad.

[Blurb goes here]

All is as it should be in the world. That is, until the alien ships appear out of nowhere, hovering over various cities. No contact is established, and the ships disappear. What does this mean for humanity? Are we not worthy enough to deserve first contact? Was this just a preamble for things to come? Will they come back? And if they do, are they friends or foes?

These are some of the questions our protagonists ask themselves.

Blaine loves his super-wife. She's out of his league, of that he's certain. She's a lawyer, she bakes the most amazing pastries and always shares them with the neighbors. Of course, she has a few quirks, but who doesn't? Although, after the ships leave, she starts acting strange...stranger than usual. Worst even, Blaine saw her with another man at a time she said she was at work. Is she having an affair?

Heather, an entitled little teen, hates his stepfamily and does not get along with her mom. She finds her privileged life annoying. When the ships arrive, his boyfriend would rather play video games than give her the attention she thinks she deserves. He even has the audacity to leave her alone in her Malibu house to go see the flying saucers. That's the last straw; she brakes up with him.

Oliver, after an accident, has been catatonic for twenty years. Weird, though, after the ships leave, he starts to regain normalcy...but why does he end up following the instructions coming from a telepathic cat?

While the overall story is not very imaginative in the first encounter regard, it's beautifully written and lots of fun. I laughed at the situations our ragtag group of characters found themselves in, especially at Blain's kid's crazy antics. Those two are a jewell.

It has spaceships and aliens, but it's more fantasy than sci-fi. I'm certain that you will enjoy the ride as much as I did.

Thank you for the advanced copy!

This story was weird. It was hard to follow until about halfway when you finally learned enough about each character to get a grip on the story. But it was still just sort of a bizarre and creative story. I enjoyed it but still have so many questions.

On Earth as It Is on Television by Emily Jane
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Do you believe in aliens? Spaceships? What would happen if aliens came to earth… but then immediately left? What would that do to humanity? What secrets and hidden information would come to be revealed?

On Earth as It Is on Television tackles this exact scenario. One day, a bunch of spaceships come to a bunch of major cities around the world, and hover in the sky. But then… they just leave. But not without affecting the world at large. This book follows 3 storylines - a young woman in California, a man who just woke up from a 20 year catatonic state, and a typical American family, complete with a cat.

I don’t want to reveal too much but I will say that this book was fun! I thought it was wonderfully paced and it kept me wondering, “What exactly is going on here?” without dragging on and on or being overly confusing. Plus, there’s lots of cats - who seem to be able to talk?! Nah, that’s just in your head… right? (Much like when I read The Last House on Needless Street, I heard there was a talking cat, I was intrigued, and it paid off.)

I would highly recommend this if you’re looking for a fun summer read. Thank you to @netgalley and @hyperionavebooks for the arc!

~Why do humans not bring home bacon when they say they’re going to bring home bacon?~

I received an eARC of this book for review from Hyperion Avenue via NetGalley, all opinions are my own.
• The Brief: Aliens visit Earth and it has a very personal impact for two families in this quirky, sweet, and slightly absurd story.
• Readers who enjoy Douglas Adams might find something to like in this contemporary SiFi family comedy debut despite the lack of polished prose and less than nuanced social commentary.

I liked this novel well enough, and certainly the newly sentient cats didn’t hurt my enjoyment. But the slow start and seemingly unconnected POVs detracted from my experience. I also wasn’t completely convinced about the motives of any of the characters. Still, if you’re looking for a light science fiction read with humor this could be for you.

Thank you NetGalley for the ARC.

I thought this was a very fun book, but at the same time, felt it went on for a long time. I wasn't sure I was going to like the book much until about act three. Honestly, I only really cared about Oliver's story, and would have read a whole book centered around him. The writing style felt choppy, and just not really my favorite. The plot was clever and I really loved the way the stories tied together. Overall this was a book that was an enjoyable read, but not my favorite of all time.

I had been looking forward to this title since I requested it. The premise sounded like an absolute hoot and I thought it would be something quirky, witty, and likely to make us readers contemplate humanity more than think about the dangers of alien invasion.

Instead, I got one of the most boring, repetitive, annoying, and most unevenly paced books I’ve read in quite some time. This book was marketed as being funny. Other reviews called it sharp and witty. I honestly didn’t get any of that while reading this book. It was full of characters I couldn’t stand, prose that seemed meandering and pointless, dialogue that made me grind my teeth, and chapters that made me want to skim because I just didn’t see the point of them.

I was so disappointed by this book I almost DNFd it more than once. I persevered in the hope I could find something nice to say about it, but by the end I realized I had just wasted my time.

I was provided a copy of this title by NetGalley and the author. All thoughts, opinions, views, and ideas expressed herein are mine and mine alone. Thank you. Any review I write rating a book as three stars or under will not be posted on social media or bookseller websites per personal policy.

What would you think if aliens came down all of a sudden and then left what does that mean are they coming back? Are they friendly These are just some of the questions people on earth were wondering.
This was just a funny quirky heartwarming story that starts out a little slow but picks up about a third of the way through. This is a well written unique story with great characters. I enjoyed reading it and it has cats in it.

When alien spaceships appear and then leave without any contact, the event makes a nursing home patient, a working class dad, and a spoiled teen reason to wonder if their lives really will ever be the same. They’re also afraid to find out what happens if nothing changes. Author Emily Jane brings to life her quirky, odd premise about what happens when the aliens are among us in her excellent debut On Earth as It Is on Television.

Oliver Smith has spent almost 20 years in the Brookwood nursing home in D.C. seeing snow. At least, that’s what it looks like inside his mind. He hears the nurses and other staff around him, but he can’t talk. Most days he sits in his wheelchair mute and unresponsive while someone spoon feeds him meals and bathes him. Then the alien ships arrive, hovering over the largest cities across the world, and something forces Oliver awake.

He doesn’t know who he is at first; apart from his name, he has no recollection of how he came to Brookwood. He just knows that when the intergalactic vehicles came, he changed. Now he’s on a mission to find out more about his past and why the snow he continues to see in his head is so important.

In Malibu, Heather is kind of having a sucky time of it all. Her golden stepbrother, Alex, is off at boarding school doing amazing things as usual. Her mother and stepfather, Jack P., are in Carmel on some stupid couples getaway. Heather’s invited her boyfriend over to partake of Jack P.’s excellent liquor selection, but the boyfriend just wants to play video games all day and hang around the pool.

Heather’s done with high school, but she feels aimless. She keeps hoping that something big will happen. When the aliens come, she’s sure this is it. Her life will change in a big way. Then the alien ships leave without warning or any message, and Heather is horrified that maybe she’ll actually have to start her adult life, like, for real now.

Blaine, in the middle of the country, has no complaints about his job as a city employee who tests water samples. It’s a job, after all, and his wife, Anne, who is the girl of his dreams, and the big lawyer, keeps them afloat. As long as Blaine has Anne, he doesn’t need anything else. She’s given him two beautiful, albeit precocious, children who are obsessed with TV and treat each other like personal tackling dummies, but that’s okay. Blaine has Anne and a home and everything he needs.

The aliens appearing in the sky throws a wrench into his contentment. Suddenly Blaine starts questioning everything: his relationship with Anne, whether his job really is meaningful, and how much TV the kids are watching. Then Anne suggests a road trip to Disney World, except they’re driving in the wrong direction, and Blaine braces himself for whatever crazy thing the world will throw at him next.

As all three characters deal with the impact the alien visitation has on their lives, they find themselves on a path that will intersect in unexpected yet meaningful ways. The aliens come and go. The impression they make will stay.

Author Emily Jane manages the incredible: taking a debatable, even debunkable topic like the existence of aliens and turning it into a heartfelt examination of what makes us human. All three characters have distinct challenges and conflicts that connect to the alien event in a way that is believable and relatable. While the book opens with Oliver’s story, Blaine and Heather’s stories are just as impactful. Jane has developed all three with confidence and care that isn’t always evident in a debut.

If they’re willing to stay open-minded, even the most skeptical readers will find themselves nodding along and agreeing with parts of the premise. Those parts might be different for every person who encounters the book, but Jane takes each individual part and allows it to weave and wander with just the right amount of tension and lead time before gently bringing it back to the main idea of the existence of aliens.

Readers who enjoy stories about aliens making contact with humans will definitely enjoy this one. Those looking for something unusual that also offers a thoughtful look at the human condition will want to read this as well.

I really liked On Earth as it is on Television by Emily Jane.
It was a fun read!

I really liked some of the characters and others not so much.
I thought it was well written and the pacing was good.

This book was unlike anything I've read and i highly recommend it!
Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to read this book in exchange for an honest review.

A sometimes maudlin, mostly lighthearted and humorous story that starts with a sad, deadly car crash but ends up being about extraterrestrials, familial love, and uncertainty and ennui in the face of global upheaval (wherever could that have originated?!). Kind of a Douglas Adams vibe—humanity is not alone in the universe, but what is out there is just as ridiculous as we are.

I am high-key obsessed with "it's the end of the world, so what happens now?!" novels. So naturally, I thought that an alien invasion novel would center around that question. Weirdly, this book isn't really that at all. I have read some sci-fi, some fantasy, some dystopia, some speculative fiction. This novel doesn't quite fall into any of those categories neatly; I'd say it's more like silly light-hearted sci-fi that is also touching and thoughtful?

Ultimately aliens come to Earth, then they leave, and all of the humans are confused because... that's it. There is no invasion. No one dies. Nothing. Which is weird to say the least, and it leaves a lot of the characters confused about what this all means.

<i>On Earth</i> is filled with fun, frequent pop culture references including a personally exciting reference to Jeopardy (my nightly obsession) and, for some strange reason, Stockton (if you are wondering where Stockton is, then you get why I am so excited about a random city in California, AND if you know where Stockton is, you might also be like: "WHAT?! WHY?!"). I almost threw the book across the room when I read that passage. There is also more prescient commentary on our obsession with plastics in all forms and other environmental issues. Oh and cats! Lots of cats. Lots of weird cats.

For a debut novel, this was great! I had some issues with some of the characters, the plot was a bit predictable, and some of the funny cat-lingo was a tad cringey, but on the whole this was a nice read that allows one to reflect on all there is to enjoy about being a human.

Overall, kind of goofy, but definitely fun too.

Thank you NetGalley and Hyperion Avenue for the advance reading copy!

On Earth as It is on Television is pretty nonstop as it follows several people after an alien “invasion”. Maybe not an invasion. They just kind of come to Earth and then hang out for a bit and then leave. No one knows why. While some people weirdly return to their lives as if the visit never occurred, others are just running around trying to figure out what this means to them. Eventually, all becomes clear.

The book itself was filled with an array of characters. Some are likable and others are not-I’m looking at you kids. I appreciated that the end was quite different from what we usually get from this type of book.