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Certainly a very different murder story from the many I have previously read. Although other reviewers found it humorous I can't say I did but well done to the author for originality. Read in a day. Thanks to the and NetGalley for the chance to ARC this book.

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Does a serial killer ever really retire? Absolutely not, they just find a new cause to kill for 🫣.

A baby will never slow down Hazel and you know I support her rights and wrongs!

I really enjoyed this book and it was interesting to see the limits and moral compus of two people that have committed some of the wildest crimes

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What a fun book! I was completely absorbed by this dark and twisty story and couldn’t put it down, I lived the two main characters and I hope for more from the author!!

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Absolutely loved this book, and it's one I'm going to be buying. Hazel and Foxe are falling into suburban dullness whilst both, in different ways longing for their previous pre baby life, something a lot of us can empathise with. They just also happen to be serial killers.
I laughed out loud several times, an excellent dark comedy and highly recommended.

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This was such a fun and fast paced read even if the main characters were serial killers.

Whilst we explore their love for killing we also see the complexities of marriage, parenthood and everything that comes with giving up something you love, in this case killing people. Hazel reminded me very much of Rhiannon from the Sweetpea book with her twisted love for killing.

There were plenty of twists and secrets which were all brought together so well at the end.

Thoroughly enjoyed and looking forward to future books from this author.

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A Serial Killer’s Guide to Marriage didn’t quite meet my expectations. With so many books on the market exploring similar themes, this one didn’t stand out for me. The writing style felt quite amateur, and the characters lacked depth, which made it hard to stay engaged. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get past the 15% mark.

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With thanks to the publishers and NetGalley for an advance review copy.

Billed as a thriller/romp in the style of Mr and Mrs Smith, this should have been amusing. The premise holds promise - a glamorous serial killer couple who roam across Europe killing bad men, give it all up and move to the suburbs for a quiet life when they have a baby, and find their addiction to killing rather harder to give up than they'd imagined.

Unfortunately, I found the reality to be plodding, not especially amusing, repetitive and quite predictable; the novelty wore off very quickly and it just didn't do enough to keep me interested. It could do with a LOT of editing. And both characters are deeply annoying - Hazel is a selfish child-woman whose one mood seems to be dissatisfied grump, and Fox, who is meant to be the dashing foil to her manic pixie dream child, came across to me as manipulative and controlling. This one really wasn't for me.

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Going into this I was unsure if I would enjoy it. I've tried this author before and didn't love it.
But I'm glad I gave this a shot. I enjoyed this. The pacing was good. There was always something happening to keep you interested. While the ending didn't really work for me. I also expected it to go a different way. So in a way I'm glad it wasn't too predictable in that sense.

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It is not very often that I am flummoxed over a book because I have a very wide range of genres, but I am really not sure about this one, I have given it four stars because, although it drags on a bit, it is well written and an interesting concept. I do like to connect with the main characters in my books and empathise with them, these two characters were definitely unlikeable for me, this of course is just my opinion.
Hazel and Fox Mathews had lived a charmed life, travelling the world, she an artist, he wealthy, mainly due to his trust fund which his objectional parents were trying to relieve him of, but they had secrets, secrets that they were very careful to hide.......they got their adrenaline kick from killing men, not just any men, they were selective, but men who deserved to die, they were doing society a favour.
All this came to a stop when their beloved daughter, Bibi, was born, they had settled in London and they never killed in their own backyard............but the urge never left them and when haughty, opinionated, Haze befriended needy Jenny things were about to get awkward, Jenny also had a secret, a secret that could change their lives.
The lives of Haze and Fox were spiralling out of control, both had secrets now from one another, communication was zero.
I must admit to wondering how this story was going to end and although the end was a bit OTT, it wasn't what I expected.
Thank you Net Gallery for this ARC, my review is voluntary.

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Haze and Fox are the perfect couple. Young, beautiful and rich. Their shared hobby of killing dispicable men brought them together but now married with a young daughter, Fox calls time on their dangerous pastime, terrified they will be caught and forced to be separated from Biba.

Settling down into a normal life is hard for both of them and they are both tempted back to their old life. Will they give into temptation and ‘cheat’ on each other?

Filled with dark humour and twists this is the perfect thriller. Haze is very cool, I would definitely want to be friends with her!
I really hope we get to catch up with Hazel and Fox in a few years!

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This was a really interesting read, I really enjoyed the concept of this novel.

In A serial Killers Guide to Marriage, we meet husband and wife duo Fox and Hazel, both ex-killers and have a little baby. They are trying to put their past behind them and be a normal happily married coupled but Hazel has the urge to kill and she does act upon it and then the story really kicks off.

This read is definitely a killer read and is twisty, funny and a different outlook on a killers way of thinking/living.

I found this novel to be quite refreshing with lots of dark humour sprinkled in throughout the novel.

Thanks to the author, Netgalley and the publishers for allowing me an ARC in exchange for my honest review.

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This is very cleverly written book , and I just loved the audio version. I did go between book and audio which was very handy. I loved how original and different this is. The ending wrapped everything up nicely and this is definitely one to be read in one sitting. I also loved Jenny as a side character! Looking forward to what comes next from the author. Thanks to netgalley and the publisher for this arc.

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I enjoyed this book and the plot and the unexpected friendship between Haze and Jenny and the relationship between Fox and Haze but it felt too long. A bit like watching a film that could have done with being 30 minutes shorter. I'm glad I stuck with it though as I liked the ending. Thanks for my ARC.

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I really tried with this book, I gave it to the 50% mark and that’s where I had to give up.
The characters aren’t likeable (seems a strange term for the storyline) and I thought it would be funnier.

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I was drawn to this book by it's cover and title. It got off to a very promising start and I was hooked. Somewhere in the middle though it lost me and I almost gave up. A bit of speed reading and the ending was worth the wait. I think it could probably do with a bit more pruning but an enjoyable read and quite different from anything I've read before.
Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for the opportunity to read an advance copy. All opinions are my own

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The premise for this one was really intriguing and I was definitely hooked in by the prologue.

Both Hazel and Fox were very well written. There were times I liked each of them, times I didn’t, and times when I could really see things from each of their perspectives. Jenny was the only side character who was really developed in any kind of way, and honestly she was also probably my favourite character. She was just so likeable and warm, and it was interesting to see how Hazel reacted to having this female suddenly become a part of her life.

This book relies so heavily on the miscommunication trope and that usually doesn’t work for me, but it worked so well for this story given the backgrounds of our two many characters. The story is really just about two very damaged, dysfunctional people trying to adjust to parenthood it the added element of them being “retired” serial killers made it a lot more fun.

My only complaint was the ending. It all felt like it resolved itself a little too tidily and then it just continued to drag on a bit. But overall this was still a really solid and enjoyable read.

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It was an unusual way to meet your future spouse: two killers, one unsuspecting victim and a dark alleyway. Hazel and Fox definitely had one thing in common when their worlds collided and they realised that they were made for each other: a passion for ridding the world of bad people.

Fox's history in the US caused his parents to ship him off to Europe to make a fresh start and forget about the life he was escaping. As long as he kept his nose clean and didn't bring his parents squeaky clean image as corporate megastars into disrepute, they would say nothing. Hazel's background was far less glamorous: an addict for a mum left her in social services care, shipped from one foster family to the next and nobody giving a damn about her unless she was prepared to be the victim of their depraved fantasies. Haze was nobody's victim, and found her own ways to protect herself and those who found themselves in her position in life.

So, the serial killer dream team was formed: Haze and Fox against the world! Until they discovered they were to become parents. They agreed that things had to change and their jetset lifestyle whizzing around the posh playgrounds of Europe seeking their next victim had to stop. And so it did, until Haze felt that familiar yearning and by pure chance she found herself in the position of having gone against everything they'd agreed. With a dead body at her feet and nobody to help "cleanse" the scene of her involvement, can Haze get away with her first solo kill in years?

I really didn't like Haze in the first few chapters of this book. Her disdain of everything a "normal" family life comprises, her swift shift into boredom in everyday parenting situations (softplay, mother and toddler groups and the standard mix of new parents and their offspring) I found her criticisms quite patronising. But as the pages moved on, I began to understand her as she worked hard to fit into a mould she wasn't designed for.

The story takes an interesting change of direction when Haze realises she's made an unlikely friend at one of the parenting groups she's taken to frequenting. A friendship which she quickly realises could be her downfall - the other mum is a police detective, currently on maternity leave and under investigation herself for her involvement with a disgraced police officer. Things get even worse when she discovers the amount of effort her friend has been putting in to proving her detective skills, despite being on leave. This woman is getting dangerously close to Haze and Fox's truth.

The characters are an interesting mix in this book, and the challenges of being a new parent are explored. I think a lot of new mums would be able to relate to the feelings Haze goes through, especially when parenthood has arrived unplanned. The guilt at not feeling like an instinctive mum, not having the knowledge which seems to come naturally to all the other mums - before realising that actually, we're all just winging it! I found all this to be quite relatable (fortunately I've never felt the urge to kill someone to distract those thoughts, just for the record!).

Probably my only criticism of this book is that I would have liked to hear a stronger voice from Fox throughout the book. We do hear his views but I kind of lost his side of things as Haze's point of view takes the dominant line until later on in the story.

Overall I found this to be a quirky read, something different to the regular serial killer themed books we find on our shelves, and I have to say I love the ending. How can Haze and Fox keep their marriage alive when unaliving people is what keeps them together?

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I was immediately interested in reading this book just because of the title!!!! The cover alone was enough to draw me in. It wasn't quite what I expected according to the title, but I was pleasantly surprised with the book and enjoyed the story. It was fun, entertaining and I will definitely be looking into more titles belonging to this author. I have a feeling book two could be on the way and I will definitely be reading it!! Thank you to netgalley for allowing me to review this book.

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This was definitely a fun ride. And it had me hooked from the very beginning.
There's plenty of great dark humour and I liked the dynamic between the serial killing couple.
I also get why many got Mr and Mrs Smith vibes, in the very best way.
Parts of it did drag a little bit but the way it ended left it open for a sequel, which I would definitely be interested in picking up.
Thank you to Netgalley for providing me with a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

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I really wanted to enjoy this book. It's my kind of read!

But it was so slow. I even tried listening via audiobook. I like the narrator's.

I enjoyed their backstories and I guess the whole point of the book was that life was mundane for Haze but it also made the book incredibly mundane.

The ending was much faster but I'd given up on the book by then and just wanted it to end.

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