Santa is a Vampire

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Pub Date 26 Nov 2018 | Archive Date 25 Nov 2018

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Description

Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he’s a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.

Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he’s a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about...


A Note From the Publisher

Warnings: Warning: depictions of graphic violence, murder of adults and children; mention of past rape and child sexual abuse; homophobic comments -- Tags: LGBT, vampire, elf, humor, satire, reindeer

Warnings: Warning: depictions of graphic violence, murder of adults and children; mention of past rape and child sexual abuse; homophobic comments -- Tags: LGBT, vampire, elf, humor, satire, reindeer


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ISBN 9781949909425
PRICE US$6.49 (USD)

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