The Rumigations of Watson the Wotsitt

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Pub Date 24 Apr 2019 | Archive Date 27 May 2019

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Who? Wott? Wossatt? Wozziss?

I would like to introduce you to Watson the Wotsitt. He’s an incredibly talented double-bubble who writes rumigations that are furiously fun, memorably moving, and make you smile uncontrollably. If you just sit back and relax, Watson’s unique and refreshing voice will lead you to your inner mojo! You will be able to dip into the depths and delights of doing nothing, and remember!

Watson the Wotsitt is here to remind you that feeling sad is not only useless but also harmful. He’s going to help you re-spiff your sparkle and fizz your buzz! Once Watson – and you – have got your inner marbles and your outer astrals into coordification and started rumigation reading, you will meet many colourful and creative characters such as Lynne Gwist, the trilingual secretary, Ray Sauce the jockey or Dick Shunnery, the idiomologist. Don’t miss ‘how to turn left in a boat’, or how Dr. Cyril Ick helped Watson to find his lost ‘D’s… truly my Julie !

Watson’s rumigations not only flood the pages of this book but they also infiltrate your inner laughlines, tackling tickles in a such a riprolling way that you will soon be calling the curtains for more, more, more… !

Who? Wott? Wossatt? Wozziss?

I would like to introduce you to Watson the Wotsitt. He’s an incredibly talented double-bubble who writes rumigations that are furiously fun, memorably moving, and make...


A Note From the Publisher

Born in England sixty odd years ago, I have lived in an old stone cottage in the South of France for more than twenty of those, working at the National Gliding Centre (although keeping my feet firmly on the ground!). A talented linguist by nature, words have always been close friends throughout my life, and Watson has finally enabled me to find my original voice. My drawers are full of poems (quite a few having been published years ago, plus one first prize in a competition) and I was often on the short list of short story competitions… My son lives Down Under and my companion is a glider pilot instructor. Voilà !

Born in England sixty odd years ago, I have lived in an old stone cottage in the South of France for more than twenty of those, working at the National Gliding Centre (although keeping my feet firmly...


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PAGES 200

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4.5 Stars for this utterly unique, incredibly clever book. While I’m sure this won’t be a hit with everyone, these stories, told completely in plays on words, were a rare blend of intelligent humor and lighthearted fun.

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Thank you to NetGalley and Matador Publishing for providing me with an Advanced Reader Copy of THE RUMIGATIONS OF WATSON THE WOTSITT by Helen Claire. This book is a compilation of nonsensical essays on a wide variety of topics. To create the essays, the author has created words which are similar but just different enough to make you have to sit and read each sentence carefully to understand what is being said. The words are complicated and sometimes, as in the essay about a friend who lost their “D’s”, they are missing a letter or so throughout, so you need to read the entire essay to understand what is being said.
In addition to the essays, the author has included poems or limericks within each essay, either in the body or at the end, that relates to what has been discussed in the essay. The poems are easier to read as they use real words, although the poetry is of a more rudimentary type than you would find in a serious book of poems.
As I read the book, I was constantly trying to determine it’s best purpose. The essays are too disparate and sometimes a little tedious to read, so as to be something a reader would not pick up and read cover-to-cover as you would a novel or a textbook. Judging from the introduction, that is not the intent of the author, either. The book is probably best suited as what I might call a “bathroom book” or a “reception book”, placed where an individual might spend a few minutes and enjoy having something to do with their mind.
This might be a book you chose to give a friend as a gag gift, a “white elephant” gift or use in a humorous gift exchange game. People who would enjoy this book the most are probably those who love to play with words, perhaps creating their own or using letters in different ways to see if they can make something that is nonsensical on the one hand and yet offers information or an opinion on the other; if, that is, you take the time to read it carefully enough.
I read this book in short bursts, reading one or two essays at a time, as trying to read more at one setting became tedious for me. I did appreciate the humor involved in some of the essay. It would seem to me this book as a distinct, but definite,target market.

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This was a lovely collection of essays that used plays on words in each one. One essay had no d's. It is a fun light book that will entertain and make you laugh. Highly recommended.

I would like to thank netgalley and the publisher for providing me with a copy free of charge. This is my honest and unbiased opinion of it.

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Quirky. Intriguing. Fresh. I thoroughly enjoyed this novel from start to finish. The author uses beautiful language to convey tone and make readers think.

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Very well done. This author is very talented and creative and smart. The story with no Ds reminded of one of Steve Martin's books where one of his characters goes a few days without speaking any words with Es (that would really be a challenge!). Anyway, for some intellectual stimulation and humor, check this out.

I really appreciate the complimentary copy for review!!

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