The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have

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Pub Date 1 Oct 2019 | Archive Date 22 Oct 2019

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Description

Hypochondriacs can now fret appropriately with this humorous pocket guide to more than 40 disgusting, horrible diseases. All entries include symptoms, a diagnosis guide, treatment suggestions, a prognosis, and—if you are not yet infected—prevention tips.

Do you suffer from insomnia?
Not good…soon your whole body might attack your brain.

Are you bothered by a persistent fever and swelling?
Beware…maggots are likely crawling beneath your skin.

Have you noticed skin tenderness and discoloration?
Yikes…a small horn is probably going to sprout from your head.

Because it's ultra-portable, you can (and probably should) have The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have with you at all times so at the slightest onset of an unmistakably fatal-feeling itchy rash, you can simply whip out your trusty guide, conveniently diagnose yourself, and then let the worrying begin.
Hypochondriacs can now fret appropriately with this humorous pocket guide to more than 40 disgusting, horrible diseases. All entries include symptoms, a diagnosis guide, treatment suggestions, a...

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Key Selling Points: The good news: you won't stop laughing. The bad news: Every word is true. Each of the forty illustrated encyclopedia entries is broken down into relevant sections, including a checklist and overview. Handy pocket-sized guidebooks are perfect for any library. Informative as well as entertaining, makes a perfect gift.

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Key Selling Points: The good news: you won't stop laughing. The bad news: Every word is true. Each of the forty illustrated encyclopedia entries is broken down into relevant sections...


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ISBN 9780760366349
PRICE US$14.99 (USD)
PAGES 208

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Featured Reviews

I was very excited to read this book.
At first I thought that it’s funny but then it seemed that it right.
Nice to read it. Didn’t knew that there were such horrible diseases.

<i>Note: I received a free e-copy of the book via Net Galley in exchange for an honest review. Special thanks to the author and publisher for giving me a chance to read it.</i>

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Wow!! This book is educational, hilarious and absolutely horrifying all at the same time! There are some really fun, useless facts inside this gem as well. This is quite an entertaining and disgusting little read.

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Thank you to Quarto Publishing Group and NetGalley for an ARC in exchange for an honest review.

Facts about diseases so horrible you could have nightmares about them, served with a helping of dry wit that sneaks up on you and is extremely enjoyable. This is a quick and fun read, that will make you realize you should immediately stop petting kittens, eating, breathing and living, so as to avoid catching any of these diseases.

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Excellent science writing with a great sense of humor

I loved this book. Dennis Diclaudio writes with a great sense of humor, which, given the subject matter, is amazing. The book covers many diseases divided by type. It also has a handy index sorted by symptom. But the value of this book isn't in self-diagnosis. Indeed it should not be used for this purpose. But it is an excellent introduction to pathology, with any science well explained. Even though I was familiar with a lot of the material, DIclaudio made reading about it fun. I strongly recommend this book for anyone interested in medicine.

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Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for providing this book in exchange for an honest review.
I have been wanting to read this book for quite a while and was happy to receive a copy. Then I came across Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis, which I have had. Yikes! Thankfully that's the only illness in this book that I've had (and hopefully will never have any of the others!)
This book will make you squirm and feel like bugs or worms are crawling on you. But despite making you squeamish, it takes these illnesses and throws some honest humor in.

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I received a copy of this book in exchange for my honest review. Thank you NetGalley!

When I saw this and the others by Dennis DiClaudio, i honestly giggled to myself... And I knew right then and there I NEEDED these books.

I was not disappointed by any book he produced in this series.. seriously. the pocket guides are frigging amazing.. and they'd really be the perfect gift for your friends.

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If you enjoy visiting WebMD to put in a benign symptom you have and then becoming convinced you have a fatal disease, you will love this book. The author dug deep to find some very obscure and rather horrifying illnesses. Eye worms? You probably have them. Your flesh decomposing as you sit reading this? Definitely a possibility. Bonus: there are idiopathic diseases, so you can think you have them despite no detectible cause. Fun!

The author makes this subject funny while also being rather informative.

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I really like the style of these books. Many of these diseases freak me out but it is fun to read about them!

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"Cornu Cutaneum - In which you grow a horn, not like a goat, more like a rhinoceros.
If any comedians see your horn and decide to start calling you a goat boy, you can quip back 'Hey asshole, that's Rhino boy to you'."

A brilliant, sarcastic, informative and extremely amusing collection of various diseases, its symptoms, diagnosis, prognosis, prevention, treatment and of notes. A parodical version to all the doctor's magazine, in a way, with information on diseases you probably didn't probably know existed.

This is probably the only book which I didn't read with empathy to those who have endured the diseases, as controversial as it may sound. The moment I read the title, I knew I had to take it because it's everything I love: Scientific, Psychological and Humour! It makes you squeamish and for a moment, a hypochondriac too, with all those symptoms. As disgustingly it is described, diagnosis, prevention and of notes totally hit the top, thanks to the author's sense of humour. To describe this book in short: You have few symptoms you are worried about it and you Google search it. The results of the search are what this book contains. You know how it turns out. The only place I have seen the word 'Tumor' more than it is necessary is this book and Google (WebMD)!

What I really like about the book is that it is quite an eye-opening read to hypochondriacs. Trust me, if you are a hypochondriac, after reading this book you hypochondria will be miraculously healed! Even you will not believe you have it because of its horrifying details and illustrations. This is definitely the book anyone and everyone will love. Even if you are triggered by medical and pathological details, the book hits it lightly and with quick and disgusting humour!

This is definitely one of my best reads this year!

Recommended: If you are pursuing in the field of medicine, this book will be the best light and informative read you'll have! And everyone else, grab this book asap!

Thank you, NetGalley and Quarto Publishing Group - becker&mayer kids! for providing me with a review copy!

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The research into this book had to have been long. I loved the humor in this book as well as it being very informative.

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***Thanks to the publisher and NetGalley for providing me with a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review***
This book is hilarious and unfortunate. It messes with my poor hypochondriac brain, but also let's me laugh at myself a little, too.

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Do Not Read If You Like Medical Information to Be Serious

Like this author's book on mental disorders, this is a quirky combination of actual facts about unusual medical maladies with some very off-beat humor. If you prefer your information about anything to do with medicine to be serious, you'd be better off skipping this book. But if you don't mind a little humor with your knowledge intake, this is a surprisingly—if not somewhat scary—read. Most of the humor is in the diagnosis section of each malady, and of course, the cartoon pictures to go along with the diseases and syndromes are meant to be humorous. Although, I actually found some of them to be a little on the scary side! I am a registered nurse, and some information provided is actually spot-on accurate, which is surprising in a humorous book. The author has clearly researched all of these well, enough to both share accurate information and to lampoon the subject matter. The introduction states that this is a new edition; he has updated some straight-up information and played around with some humorous parts. If you don't mind a book that doesn't take medical problems too seriously, you might find yourself both amused and educated if you choose to read this book.

NOTE: From what I saw on Amazon, it appears as though the first edition is listed there, not this second. The cartoons are definitely different in the first edition; they appear to be historical art rather than modern-drawn cartoons as are in the edition I received.

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Ive read all 3 of Dennis Diclaudios Pocket Guides. They are all entertaining and amusing. Not to be read if you are easily offended.

You will learn something from them all. They are quite short so easly to read though or just dip into occcasionally!

Thanks to Netgalley and Quatro Publishing for the ARC. My review is my own opinion.

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I was attracted by the the title of this book, which promises a somewhat quirky and entertaining read. While not meaning to insult people who are diagnosed with any of the disorders, Dennis DiClaudio finds humour among the various conditions. Full of humour and entertaining, a printed copy of this book would make a perfect gift and something to dip in and out of as an interesting reference book. Although not for medical diagnoses! It's the companion to another book by the same author which gives a guide to "mental disorders."

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The horror. THE HORROR.

Just what I needed, to be afraid of a more effective ebola (at killing you horribly)! Jolly entertaining read, even though I'm now afraid of doing literally anything.

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This I found to be better than the same author's other book in this series, regarding sexual peccadilloes. Here he refrains from his unfunny set-ups and approaches to the topics at hand, and just gets down to the syndromes, the risible way we would have to struggle with life if we didn't want to get, say, a ringworm floating around our brains, what we have to do to cure things, and other relevant trivia. The ailments here are all suitably rare, disgusting or otherwise unusual, so we're introduced to fully locked muscles, fully fused bodies where bone matter has replaced our muscles, and inflamed eyes that feel they're being stabbed at for weeks on end. What humour there is here then is suitably black, and all round, while this isn't a gross-out one to really make the reader squirm, you do have to approach the book with some trepidation if you are at all squeamish or don't take to such dark details of our nature.

Oh, and if you wanted to know how the Viz character Buster Gonad had such huge appendages he needed a wheelbarrow, turn here...

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From autoimmune disorders to viral infections, and everything in between, The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have by Dennis DiClaudio covers forty different real medical conditions that are hilariously terrifying. Each entry comes a short list of symptoms, a diagnosis, a prognosis, and treatment options. In case you don't already have the disease, helpful prevention tips are provided. I was cracking up reading this! I recognised a few, but many of these were new to me. Highly recommended, both for humour value, and trivia value!

***Many thanks to the Netgalley & Quarto Publishing for providing an egalley in exchange for a fair and honest review.

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In this time of pandemic induced paranoia, this book is a perfect gift to remind people of all the other horrible diseases they may already have. It's comical even in it's seriousness, particularly as the book eliminated any information it deemed "boring" so it's basically has the feel of when you find a bump or a mark and ask Google "Causes for ____" and you are instantly given a laundry list of worst case scenarios that make you freak out.

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