OMNICIDE 2022

The story opens in 1.1.2022, in the Islamic Desert, Fata Morgana, at the White Mouse insane asylum. We meet professional comedian Barney Chaplin, psychology professor Cheers, democrat's president -Monro, Islam's president Aswad, Caesar of terror mike satanic, and the other drug-induced crazies.

President of the Democratic Organization and Minister of War Alexander Monro and President of the Free Islamic Forces Suleiman Aswad fake friendship for the cameras. They enter the prison for a tour, where Aswad gives global terrorist Mike Satanic a briefcase. They see many celebrities, and Barney is told to tell jokes. They leave, with Monro taking Barney. Satanic uses the briefcase to escape the asylum. 

Monro throws a party for his celebrity look-alike friends, at which Barney tells jokes. Monro tells them of the movie he has written. Then Monro gets a phone call that his army is being attacked. Aswad claims this is the start of a holy war. 

The UN tries and fails to stop the war. After Barney tells more jokes, Aswad closes the Boris Straits. Monro sends ships. Barney gets his family to safety as the war seems to escalate. 

Monro sends Barney to the front, where things seem bad at first, but soon the two armies are colluding and only pretending to fight while they have sex with dancers and play games. Back at his office, Monro defends the war to the media. 

Monro calls the front and demands that his forces attack the Islamic base, but instead they pretend to fight for the cameras. As Barney is ordered to tell jokes. the fighting and the pretense of fighting become even more confused, seeming to culminate in a fake (or perhaps not fake) execution of Barney and his colleagues, who are then rescued by a blend of actors and soldiers. 

Monrosays he will appoint Barney as vice president and fires Prof. Cheers. Aswad and Satanic are to be tried for war crimes. When found guilty, Aswad pulls out the Judgment Day phone that will destroy everything on earth. Monroe does the same, and both leaders push the buttons to destroy the world.