How to Suck at Business Without Really Trying

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Pub Date 22 Feb 2022 | Archive Date 29 Mar 2022

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Description

As the World’s “Best” Boss puts it: I’ve never shied away from giving great advice— especially when free food or money is involved. Money is my lover, and boy, is she into bondage. I’ll show you how to master money’s rules to foreplay for navigating the business world. I’ll take you on a trip that teaches you all there is to know about starting a world-class business and to rubbing elbows (or even more) with the world’s elite. 

Listen, I have an MBA from a top university (an American one, of course), no debt, millions in the bank, and an animation studio start-up that I can proudly say does a lot of stuff that I don’t quite understand. And that’s a good thing, because it keeps me focused on my money.

I’ll teach you how to run a business my way. A few of the things I’ll cover are:

• Human Resources

• Strategy

• Marketing & Business Development

• Leadership

• Tech & Big Data

I promise to give you a peek at my abundant life so that it drives you to be just as successful as I am. If you’re already a millionaire, you should pick up this book to validate what you already know to be true.

As the World’s “Best” Boss puts it: I’ve never shied away from giving great advice— especially when free food or money is involved. Money is my lover, and boy, is she into bondage. I’ll show you how...


Advance Praise

IF THESE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE READ THIS BOOK, THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE SAID:

“BEST READ WHILE FARTING IN A POOL.” —Richard Nixon

“IF THIS GUY HAD TAUGHT ME IN COLLEGE, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN NOTES.” —Howard Hughes

“IF REAGANOMICS WERE A FOOTBALL GAME, I’D HAVE THIS GUY BE THE CAPTAIN OF MY TEAM.” —Ronald Reagan

“SENSATIONAL!” —William Randolph Hearst

“WORTHY OF A NOBEL PRIZE.” —Milton Friedman

IF THESE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE READ THIS BOOK, THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE SAID:

“BEST READ WHILE FARTING IN A POOL.” —Richard Nixon

“IF THIS GUY HAD TAUGHT ME IN COLLEGE, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN NOTES.”...


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Featured Reviews

A fun satire on a business help manual for every terrible boss you knew in your life. The voice is very "The Office"-like, so I feel fans of that would especially like this book!

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