Taboo'nacle of Love

This book was HOT HOT HOT!! I loved every minute of it. I need more books like this. This author is so amazing. I will be looking for more books.

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Oh. My. God. I found my new favorite book!

Taboo’nacle of Love is the hottest smut I have had the pleasure of reading all year. We begin our story in Pastor Holcom’s church, where he teaches men about how to pleasure their wives. There is an incident one Sunday at church, where six grateful wives get on the ground and lick the boots of Pastor Holcom, with their booties in the air. Pastor Holcom instructs the husbands of the wives that they need to “sanctify” their wives in his office. While all 6 couples are in the office, a man who goes by the name Pastor Bob hears one husband declare that his wife needs to be “sanctified” three times a day. Pastor Bob offers to discipline the wives while the men are at work.

This book is deliciously satirical. I am very grateful for the acknowledgments at the beginning of the book, which says that this book was written “in response to several clergymen in the news.” I appreciated all the religious jargon, especially the “Holy Cock” and the holy fluids. My favorite part about this book was the many different words used to describe genitals. “Her spicy pink kabob” was the best.

Overall, I give it a whopping 5 chili peppers 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

I'm giving this book four whooping stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5.

This was a true erotica; every single page contained some kind of foreplay or sex scene. It had some elements of BDSM mainly spanking (all areas included), punishment and some elements of Con-noncon as well. This book has little to no plot and without the sex it would be empty pages, it's a true erotica like that. it's also definitely an acquired taste, written in third person Pov.

Pastor Holcom, bless him, teaches the men of the church how to satisfy and sanctify their wives and boy did they do exactly that. Let's not forget our dear Pastor bob that takes it upon his courageous self to use his "Holy Cock" to cleanse the women of the devil inside them.

This book was a fun read, it was incredibly funny without meaning to be, describing genitals in the most ridiculous way and using god's name in the best worst way possible. I would not recommend this book if you're religious and value your church and the pastor there, but if you have religious trauma, I might just recommend it.


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If you are seeking a wild ride of a novel that will blow your mind, you have come to the right book. Some will be highly offended. Some will be tickled pink and some will clutch their pearls. It is explicit so be forewarned.