This book was HOT HOT HOT!! I loved every minute of it. I need more books like this. This author is so amazing. I will be looking for more books.

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Oh. My. God. I found my new favorite book!

Taboo’nacle of Love is the hottest smut I have had the pleasure of reading all year. We begin our story in Pastor Holcom’s church, where he teaches men about how to pleasure their wives. There is an incident one Sunday at church, where six grateful wives get on the ground and lick the boots of Pastor Holcom, with their booties in the air. Pastor Holcom instructs the husbands of the wives that they need to “sanctify” their wives in his office. While all 6 couples are in the office, a man who goes by the name Pastor Bob hears one husband declare that his wife needs to be “sanctified” three times a day. Pastor Bob offers to discipline the wives while the men are at work.

This book is deliciously satirical. I am very grateful for the acknowledgments at the beginning of the book, which says that this book was written “in response to several clergymen in the news.” I appreciated all the religious jargon, especially the “Holy Cock” and the holy fluids. My favorite part about this book was the many different words used to describe genitals. “Her spicy pink kabob” was the best.

Overall, I give it a whopping 5 chili peppers 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

NetGalley ARC Educator 550974
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If you are seeking a wild ride of a novel that will blow your mind, you have come to the right book. Some will be highly offended. Some will be tickled pink and some will clutch their pearls. It is explicit so be forewarned.