Fortunately, the Milk . . .

From multi-award-winning Neil Gaiman comes a spectacularly silly, mind-bendingly clever, brilliantly bonkers adventure – with lip-smackingly gorgeous illustrations by Chris Riddell

Mum's away. Dad's in charge. There's no milk.
So Dad saves the day by going to buy some. Really, that’s all that happens. Very boring. Soooooooo boring. YAAAAAAAWWWN. You don't want to read it.
There are absolutely definitely none of the following things inside: PIRATES! GLOBBY GREEN ALIENS! INTERGALACTIC POLICE! ANGRY VOLCANO GODS DEMANDING HUMAN SACRIFICE! And most definitely NOT a time-travelling hot-air balloon piloted by the brilliant Professor Steg. . .

'Staggeringly silly'
Intergalactic Police Gazette

'After reading this shocking story, it's clear no human should EVER be allowed near a time-travelling hot-air balloon'
Vortex magazine

'A truly inspiring papery-inky thing starring the cleverest dinosaur in all of pre-history'
Hermione Steg (no relation), PhD, KBE, FRSSS*
*Fellow of the Royal Society of Stegosaurs in Science