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Teachers vs Aliens vs the Kids!

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Pub Date 15 May 2025 | Archive Date 29 Sep 2025


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Description

ALIENS HAVE INVADED LITTLE OAK SCHOOL!

When a school assembly is interrupted by an ALIEN INVASION, bookworm Finley Swinnerton finds himself catapulted into an unlikely quest to save the planet, humanity and even Derek the school Guinea Pig!

Join Finley for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD adventure as he grapples with alien assassins, cowardly headmasters and intergalactic overlords in a tale of slime, grime and PE teachers past their prime.

Get ready for the cosmic clash of the century... It’s TEACHERS versus ALIENS... versus THE KIDS!

ALIENS HAVE INVADED LITTLE OAK SCHOOL!

When a school assembly is interrupted by an ALIEN INVASION, bookworm Finley Swinnerton finds himself catapulted into an unlikely quest to save the planet...


Advance Praise

'Hilarious, imaginative and uplifting. Absolutely brilliant! You won't want to put it down. The funniest children’s book in the galaxy!' Russell Howard, comedian and star of Russell Howard’s Good News

'I knew Steve was a very funny stand up but it turns out he’s a very funny kids author too. And wonderful illustrations. Bravo!' Lee Mack, BAFTA Award-winning writer, actor and TV host

'Steve Williams oozes top drawer comedy brilliance. He makes me wish I could be a kid again, just to read this book. Child me would have adored it!' Kerry Godliman, comedian and actor (Afterlife, Derek)

'Warning: this book will cause uncontrollable giggling... Hilarious, packed with heart and impossible to put down, Teachers vs Aliens is laugh-out-loud reading for any kid who's ever dreamed of saving the world before lunchtime, and for any grown-up who secretly wished their school days had been this exciting!' Ian Moore, bestselling author of Death and Croissants

'Hilarious, imaginative and uplifting. Absolutely brilliant! You won't want to put it down. The funniest children’s book in the galaxy!' Russell Howard, comedian and star of Russell Howard’s Good News

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Marketing Plan

Steve is offering free events to primary schools across the country. As a stand-up comedian and father of two, he is experienced at dealing with tough crowds! His events are laugh-out-loud fun, highly interactive, and packed with energy:

  • Drawing activities, e.g. draw your favourite teacher duelling an alien!
  • ‘Funny writing’ workshops, e.g. how to craft funny stories and jokes
  • Live reading and interactive Q&A – ‘What would you do if aliens invaded your school?’

Suitable for kids aged 5+ and audiences of all sizes—whether a bookshop, school hall, or spaceship!

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For fans of Pamela Butchart, Andy Griffiths and Liz Pichon, this zany new laugh-out-loud series full of friendship and positivity is set to inspire readers aged 6-9 with an encouraging message: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

Steve is recognised as one of the most electrifying minds in comedy writing and is a regular fixture on radio and TV, including BBC's Russell Howard's Good News.

Steve is offering free events to primary schools across the country. As a stand-up comedian and father of two, he is experienced at dealing with tough crowds! His events are laugh-out-loud fun...


Available Editions

EDITION Paperback
ISBN 9781788425377
PRICE £7.99 (GBP)
PAGES 208

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