Skip to main content
book cover for Are You a Running W*nker?

Are You a Running W*nker?

The life changing magic of propelling yourself forward slightly faster than walking

This title was previously available on NetGalley and is now archived.

Buy on Amazon Buy on Bookshop.org Buy on Waterstones
*This page contains affiliate links, so we may earn a small commission when you make a purchase through links on our site at no additional cost to you.

Send NetGalley books directly to your Kindle or Kindle app


1

To read on a Kindle or Kindle app, please add kindle@netgalley.com as an approved email address to receive files in your Amazon account. Click here for step-by-step instructions.

2

Also find your Kindle email address within your Amazon account, and enter it here.

Pub Date 21 May 2026 | Archive Date 10 Mar 2026


Description

The most honest, outrageous and joyous running book you'll read…

Alison Stankard is a Running W*nker.

But it didn’t happen overnight. A few morning stumbles around the block in a bid to become pert-bottomed somehow turned into something else: 5ks, 10ks, marathons and even ultra marathons. Then one day, whilst looking at her at her lack of toenails, embarrassingly large collection of training shoes and collection of buffs, it dawned on her: she had become a Running W*nker.

Some people can go out for an occasional run and not obsess over every little detail. They might not think to take a photo of their hill sprints to post on social media or be able to recite their splits from the race that got them a PB to anybody who'll listen. All impossible if you’re a true Running W*nker.

There are a lot of books about running. Serious books with marathon plans, advice on nutrition and injury prevention. This book isn’t that. It’s a sweary, honest celebration of all the things that Running W*nkers new and old get up to: crapping in bushes, going down the stairs on your arse because your legs won’t bend the day after a marathon, lying about how much trainers cost and plotting how to rig the London Marathon ballot.

The question is: are you a Running W*nker too?

The most honest, outrageous and joyous running book you'll read…

Alison Stankard is a Running W*nker.

But it didn’t happen overnight. A few morning...


Available Editions

EDITION Ebook
ISBN 9780008826710
PRICE £7.99 (GBP)
PAGES 288

Available on NetGalley

NetGalley Reader (EPUB)
Send to Kindle (EPUB)