
The Dean's Diaries
Being a True & Factual Account of the Doings & Dealings of the Dean & Dons of St Andrew's College
by David Purdie
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Pub Date 31 Mar 2016 | Archive Date 16 May 2016
Luath Press | Luath Press Ltd
Description
The Dean of St Andrew's College oversees an ancient institution (Est. 1561) renowned for its academic oddity, inter-departmental warfare and explosive disasters.The Dean s observations and anecdotes provide an exceptionally witty account of academia in Edinburgh, seamlessly combining the douce realities of Scotland's capital with the decidedly bizarre goings-on at St Andrew's.
The population of Scotland remains rightly proud of St Andrew s College, seeing in its fierce political incorrectness and general eccentricity, a shield against the creeping gloom of the Endarkenment.
Rt Hon. Lord Fanshawe FRS
The Dean s Diaries follow the activities, on and off campus, of the Dean, his Dons and Fellows through the Academic Year. They also correct egregious errors in the press coverage of both the Giant Squid incident and the Antimatter explosion.
Available Editions
EDITION | Other Format |
ISBN | 9781910745205 |
PRICE | US$16.95 (USD) |
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Featured Reviews

St. Andrews College is St. Trinian’s for the staff. The dons, deans and support staff (there are no students) provide endless fuel for comic fires, based on Scottish eccentricities. While we might think the English have the market for eccentrics sewn up, Purdie makes the case that the Scottish are nothing to be laughed at.
Everything that goes on at St. Andrews is fair game for a jaundiced smirk:
At the Annual General Meeting, the Dean reports that things began with “the interminable ‘Prayer for Divine Intercession’”, followed by the president’s homily - on lobster cloning. This compared favorably to the AGM of 1656, where swords were drawn, pistols fired and a candelabrum fell from the ceiling, injuring three. After all the cursing and personal attacks, the meeting adjourned to dinner. Just another ritual at St. Andrews.
The book is a collection of five page memos from the Dean’s office, suitable for blogging. They are often broken up by a cartoon from Bob Dewar. They have a lovely rhythm, which I began to appreciate as after dinner speeches. There is a topic, followed tangential references and diversions, interspersed with relevant (for the most part), standalone jokes. One needs to balance the message with the story and both with humour, and so keep the audience’s attention. And Purdie does, both in print and as a highly accomplished – after dinner speaker.
The overall effect is not so much self deprecating, as self flagellating. Everything at St. Andrews is eccentric. From the old school rituals to the Anti-Gravity Lab, everything is subject to ridicule, in a state of appreciative wonderment.
David Wineberg

One might think that Scottish academic humor to be an oxymoron, however this delightful collection of short tales puts that idea to rest. To add to the enjoyment every now and again a cartoon pops up which clearly illustrates the hilarity of the story.

In this highly entertaining book, the Dean of St. Andrew's College in Edinburgh gives a witty and funny account of his eccentric colleagues via entries into his diaries. When they aren't falling down the laundry chutes they are up to other shenanigans, which often made me laugh out loud. I particularly enjoyed the chapter entitled 'Dean on the Phone' as well as the musings on American baseball, the 'Ordynance of 1565' and the comedy of 'misprisions' (mistaking someone for another person), and so many others. The illustrations were an added bonus. I hope the Dean is hard at work on volume two because, I for one, am waiting for more.
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