Despite her tough butch exterior, filthy mouth and hatred of almost everyone and everything, Pat has always been there for Lisa. Every new boyfriend, every breakup, every inappropriate question first thing in the morning.

And Lisa has a massive crush on her.

But Lisa doesn't know everything. Pat's a monster. Worse, she's got her hands full dealing with the girl she bit in her small town high-school suddenly showing up without her memory.

Now, bodies are piling up a little too close to home, threatening to expose Pat and put Lisa in danger.

Forget what you know about sparkles and sunburns. Monsters know that blood is the only currency that matters. But can she pay it to save the woman she loves?