For readers of Travis Baldree's Legends & Lattes and T. Kingfisher's Swordheart: a cozy fantasy novella about the chosen hero, the best friend who does the actual work, and a dragon with a garden.

The prophecy was specific. A hero with a sword-shaped birthmark would face the dragon and win the princess's hand. If you stood at the right distance in the right light and wanted it badly enough, Josh's birthmark looked vaguely like a sword. This was enough.

Josh believes every word he says, which is why everyone else does too. His best friend Mike carries the rope, the sandwiches, and the actual plan - and has spent fourteen years quietly throwing the rock before Josh lands on whatever he's charged at. Laura outrides them both, outfights everyone, and is no longer allowed near a bow. The reasons are excellent.

Their quest: cross the kingdom, face Claude the Horrible, the Gory, the Murderous - four centuries old, with a magnificent garden and firm opinions about compost - and rescue a princess who did the math on being rescued and said no thank you.

A warm, funny story about competence, friendship, and the people the prophecies forget to mention. Readable in one sitting. Newly revised and expanded.

31,500 words. Contains one goat.