"A dark tale of adolescent alienation……bold and darkly funny...” – Kirkus Reviews - our verdict - ✔ GET IT 

Growing up is hard. Surviving your own mind is harder.



"Before anything, you should know right away this isn’t one of those toe curling coming of age stories where the dog dies, the confused teenager gets laid by his best friend’s hot mom and suddenly the universe makes sense. Real life doesn’t work like that. You won’t find me sitting on some desolate beach at the end of this watching the sun set on my innocence."



Graduate Warner Truman never wanted to be a high school hero. But he became one anyway. This is his terrifying, unapologetic story. Told to you the Warner way, with a fair dose of WTF. You should know the story because Warner is a very important guy.



You see, Warner wants to be president one day. The best ever. Laugh at that idea at your peril. Because this is America. Big dreams come true here……

If you’ve got what it takes.

A raw and unflinching indictment of the toxic forces blighting an entire generation. Perfect for readers who crave original, unfiltered narratives with complex, unreliable anti-heroes, bursts of humor and intense psychological suspense.

Content Warning: This novel contains sections describing physical abuse, gun violence and discussion of suicide. Sexual references. Describes addictions. Strong language throughout.