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DONG

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Pub Date 25 Mar 2027 | Archive Date 15 Apr 2027

HarperCollins UK, HarperFiction | The Borough Press


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'F*cking incredible' AISLING BEA 'Shockingly timely' DAWN FRENCH 'Fantastic' FRANKIE BOYLE 'Funny and fresh' ALICE WINN 'The real deal' RICHARD OSMAN There's nothing worse than a Dirty Old Nice Guy…

Ellie Darkwah has landed her first Big Girl TV Job. Unfortunately, it mainly involves fetching lunch for a hostile chorus of gammony misogynists. Living the dream? She’s regularly crying in the closest thing her office has to a closet. Which, for an undercover bisexual, is kind of triggering.

Enter rising comedian Rick, apparently the only straight white man in TV who doesn’t suck. Despite their age gap and occasional cultural differences they form a ride-or die friendship, ignoring the raised eyebrows of colleagues.

So what if Rick’s quirks get a touch more… problematic once fame hits?

When sordid skeletons start emerging in the entertainment industry, she’s suddenly being asked hard questions about Rick, now a household name and nationally recognised ‘good guy’.

The past may be messy, but Ellie would never turn a blind eye to an actual bad man. Especially one just under her nose…

Right?

'F*cking incredible' AISLING BEA 'Shockingly timely' DAWN FRENCH 'Fantastic' FRANKIE BOYLE 'Funny and fresh' ALICE WINN...


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Sophie Duker's debut novel is an incisive, pop-culture filled diary-cum-exposé that I couldn't put down.

Dong (Dirty Old Nice Guy) is the story of Elinam, a young, black, queer woman starting her career in TV. And one day she meets Rick, "He was charming and funny, and possibly the only white man I've ever known to confidently do the 'Candy' dance." Rick is a rising comedian and a offers a lovely reprieve from the pigs she's forced to work with every day, but appearances can be deceiving.

I started this novel imagining it to be a funny (and probably sardonic) take on the TV industry, with a turn later which would take us to a horrendous MeToo experience. But reality far surpassed my expectations. Perhaps because I am Elinam's age, or because early in my career I worked in a male-dominated sales environment, this story felt like it was in technicolor. I will admit, initially I found the style jarring, it felt intense and filled with nervous energy, constant references, jokes and descriptions. But the beauty of Duker's writing is that that's perfect for Elinam at the beginning, and as she ages and mellows, so does the tone. But it's not just the humour and the relatability that got me, it's the angle at which she approached the story, giving us a flawed but realistic portrayal of what happens after the blinkers come off in a relationship.

But mostly, Dong made me really think; "As Lil Wayne said: real Gs move in silence like lasagna."

Thanks again to HarperCollins UK and Netgalley for this ARC.

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A hard hitting, and incredibly important story. Five stars. Thank you so much to the author, publisher and NetGalley for the opportunity to read an ARC.

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