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Taboo'nacle of Love

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Satirical erotica? I think that is what this book is trying for. It had amusing bits, but many of the sex scenes just sounded painful. Maybe that was the point. Overall, not sure what to do with this one.

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This was wild, hot, and hilarious. It is a genius parody that had me laughing even through the sexy bits. Every time I thought the story had gone as far as it could go, it just topped itself. It’s a quick read but a lot of fun.

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3.5⭐️
This was a super-spicy read! I enjoyed the kink, and the satire, but it was a little too over the top for me.

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It is rare to find well-written erotica so points for that.

As for the storyline, there were some steamy bits but, everyone has their thing, and this wasn't for me.

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This book is pretty much exactly what it says it is. It was ridiculous and silly; a fun read if you’re in the mood for some comedy erotica. It’s hard to critique it since it is such an absurd premise, my one comment is that I feel like it could have leaned even harder into the erotica. A lot was glossed over or happened off-page, which was a bit disappointing.

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The overal story was it a bit vague. I believe it was more of an 2 separate sories integrated in 1 book. However the erotica was greatly described. You should love a bit more of the soft BDSM for you to love this erotica.
To conclude, Taboo'nacle of love is a great soft BDSM erotica.

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If you are seeking a wild ride of a novel that will blow your mind, you have come to the right book. Some will be highly offended. Some will be tickled pink and some will clutch their pearls. It is explicit so be forewarned.

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I'm giving this book four whooping stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐/5.

This was a true erotica; every single page contained some kind of foreplay or sex scene. It had some elements of BDSM mainly spanking (all areas included), punishment and some elements of Con-noncon as well. This book has little to no plot and without the sex it would be empty pages, it's a true erotica like that. it's also definitely an acquired taste, written in third person Pov.

Pastor Holcom, bless him, teaches the men of the church how to satisfy and sanctify their wives and boy did they do exactly that. Let's not forget our dear Pastor bob that takes it upon his courageous self to use his "Holy Cock" to cleanse the women of the devil inside them.

This book was a fun read, it was incredibly funny without meaning to be, describing genitals in the most ridiculous way and using god's name in the best worst way possible. I would not recommend this book if you're religious and value your church and the pastor there, but if you have religious trauma, I might just recommend it.


I received an ARC and am leaving a voluntary honest review.

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It was not my cup of tea. The characters lacked growth. And the plot needed some added detailing. I just felt the story was rushed with the eagerness to get straight to sex. The sex scenes were good, I just would have liked more plot

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This review is obviously not safe for work!

Oh. My. God. I found my new favorite book!

Taboo’nacle of Love is the hottest smut I have had the pleasure of reading all year. We begin our story in Pastor Holcom’s church, where he teaches men about how to pleasure their wives. There is an incident one Sunday at church, where six grateful wives get on the ground and lick the boots of Pastor Holcom, with their booties in the air. Pastor Holcom instructs the husbands of the wives that they need to “sanctify” their wives in his office. While all 6 couples are in the office, a man who goes by the name Pastor Bob hears one husband declare that his wife needs to be “sanctified” three times a day. Pastor Bob offers to discipline the wives while the men are at work.

This book is deliciously satirical. I am very grateful for the acknowledgments at the beginning of the book, which says that this book was written “in response to several clergymen in the news.” I appreciated all the religious jargon, especially the “Holy Cock” and the holy fluids. My favorite part about this book was the many different words used to describe genitals. “Her spicy pink kabob” was the best.

Overall, I give it a whopping 5 chili peppers 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶

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I fully understand this is satire, so it was funny, but the stories are soooo short...They is sex, but it's all very short and clipped. I wish there were passages that made me want to bookmark for later rereads, but there wasn't anything particular that would make me keep cumming (yes that was intentional) back to this story.

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This one definitely lives up to the “comedy bdsm” description.

It was witty and super steamy. A nice quick and erotic read that at parts will have you laughing out loud.

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This book was HOT HOT HOT!! I loved every minute of it. I need more books like this. This author is so amazing. I will be looking for more books.

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This was a fun romp as the synopsis described it, it’s not the best I’ve ever read and at points it felt a bit repetitive, probably could have been shorter. But it’s got the right amount of that taboo steam and spice. It was a decent erotic read

Thanks to netgalley and the publisher for a free copy for an honest opinion

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