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Okay, so imagine this: a vampire who’s basically failing at adulting—still lives with her parents, hates her job, and oh yeah, has three months to get married or she loses her family’s ancient fortune. Enter Pandora, our hilariously chaotic heroine, who decides the easiest solution is a fake marriage to a broke PhD student named Victor. He gets his debts paid, she gets her inheritance, and everyone’s happy… except for the tiny problems that Victor can’t find out she’s a vampire, her family can’t find out the wedding’s fake, and oh yeah, they might actually be falling for each other.
This book was SO fun. Like, if you love fake dating, ridiculous family drama, and a slow-burn romance where both people are terrible at lying to each other, you’ll love this. Pandora’s family is next-level extra—think Addams Family vibes but with more fangs and passive-aggressive comments about bloodlines. Every scene with them had me cracking up. And Victor? Adorable. The man is just trying to survive grad school and suddenly he’s in a vampire soap opera. The chemistry between him and Pandora is chef’s kiss—flirty, awkward, and with just the right amount of spice.
The side characters were just as good—I need a whole book about Elias the werewolf and Lucy, because their enemies-to-lovers tension was giving me life. And honestly, the whole book just felt like a cozy, chaotic rom-com with fangs. The banter was sharp, the pacing kept me hooked, and even when the plot took a random detour (looking at you, Morocco trip), I was still having too much fun to care.
If you want something light, funny, and full of supernatural shenanigans, this is it. Fake marriage? Check. Vampire family drama? Check. A human guy who’s way in over his head? Double check. It’s the perfect mix of sweet, steamy, and ridiculous.
Also, can we talk about that ending? Because I need a sequel yesterday. Give me more of this world, more of these characters, and definitely more of that vampire-werewolf rivalry. 10/10 would recommend for a laugh, a swoon, and just pure, unapologetic fun.

As I am rewatching the Twilight saga (yes I know it is not fall season but I was missing the nostalgia) this ARC came at a great time. I enjoyed how fast paced it was but I will admit that I would catch myself rereading certain paragraphs with the way that the plot was unfolding. I would have like just a little bit more of a structured story. Pandora and Victors banter was everything that I was looking for and the connection they had… GAH!!!! Readers do be aware that this book is in 3 PPOV. If you are looking for a quick romance read that has vampires, fake marriage and cute banter this one is it! Thank you NetGalley and Avon Books UK for the ARC.

💍🧛♂️ Fake marriage? Check. Secret vampire identity? Check. Growing feelings that threaten to turn this whole scheme upside down? Oh, you better believe it! 🤭
This is exactly the kind of chaotic, paranormal rom-com I love to sink my teeth into. Pandora needs a husband (fast) to secure her inheritance, and Victor—broke, oblivious, and utterly human—seems like the perfect fake fiancé. The only problem? He doesn’t know she’s a vampire, her over-the-top supernatural family is watching their every move, and suddenly, this whole “fake” marriage thing is feeling a little too real.
The sparks between Pandora and Victor are positively sizzling, and their banter has more bite than a vampire at an all-you-can-drink blood bar. 🩸 Add in a meddling supernatural family and the ever-present risk of Victor discovering Pandora’s big (undead) secret, and you’ve got a wildly entertaining ride from start to finish.
And can we talk about Lucy and Elias?! 🐺🧛♂️ Their tension was absolute perfection—sharp, snarky, and loaded with just the right amount of unresolved attraction. Are they getting their own book? Because I need more of their bickering, stat! 😍
This book is pure fun—packed with witty banter, absurd shenanigans, and just enough spice to keep things interesting. If you love your romances full of laughs, lovable chaos, and a little supernatural spice, this one’s for you!
If you enjoy fake marriage tropes, quirky paranormal romance, and a hero who’s equal parts sweet and unsuspecting, this book delivers. A perfect pick for rom-com lovers who like their love stories with a side of fangs. 🦇💜

i absolutely LOVEDDD THIS! i usually don’t read vampire or fantasy romances, but this one sounded right up my alley and i was right!!!!! fake dating is my favorite trope and this absolutely DELIVERED!!! every character was hilarious and i literally loved everyone. this was super fun and lighthearted and fast paced! this was the perfect book to dip my toes into romance/fantasy/vampires!

100% hilarious.
A great cast of characters and a funny storyline make for a fast-paced and entertaining story.
What happens when a vampire decides to marry a human when said human has no idea who they're really marrying?
Chaos, that's what.
I found myself laughing often as I read this book. Pandora's family were wonderfully weird and made everything just that little bit funnier.
And of course, the added spice was very much appreciated.
I'm hoping there will be a second book as I feel like a certain vampire and werewolf might need a book of their own. Enemies to lovers here we come!

This book was really fun and lighthearted, with those rom-com vibes! I really enjoyed every character in this book and the banter between them all was pretty funny. I absolutely loved the family and how funny they were. I would highly recommend this book if you need a good laugh or a palate cleanser.

My Big Fat Vampire Wedding was a light-hearted rom-com about a vampire woman in need of a husband to access her inheritance. Fake-dating trope, Check. Once she convinces her crush (also a human man who does not know she is a vampire) She must convince her family that their relationship is real. So many fun characters throughout this book, the family members were hilarious, and overall just a fun lighthearted romance that I enjoyed. I felt a little lost at times with where the story was going, for example, the random getaway to Morocco and the pace to get us to the wedding felt a little off for some reason.

Snarky, snappy, sizzly, and for some a bit sucky- and it all comes together in an engaging and genuinely funny romance with a cast of highly entertaining family and friends, vibes like the Addams Family, and who doesn't like that! The banter between Lucy and Elias is priceless, and maybe we'll see more of them? A surprise delight, highly recommended.