I don't even know what to think. I certainly didn't think I'd be reading a book about farts when I decided to have a baby. But here we are.

For a book about toots, it's really cute, it's really fun, and my kids thought it was the funniest thing in the world. Sure, they ran around the entire afternoon fake tooting, but they also ate their vegetables at dinner because I told them it was fart fuel like the book said. So I'm calling it a win.

It's cute, it's fun. I give it 💨💨💨💨💨

What initially drew me into checking out Red, White, & Moo was the illustrations and chuckle-worthy title. The writing style reminded me of a mix between Aaron Blabey's "Pig the Pug" stories and Doreen Cronin's barnyard themed children's books. I did enjoy the clever rhymes about flatulence, but some lines rolled off the tongue easier than others and I sometimes had to slow down and do a reread.
Nevertheless, it's definitely a book I would pick up for my preschool class, after all, I don't know many kiddos who don't get the giggles about "passing gas".
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I read this to my 4 year old little man and he was giggling so hard!

Super cute book with fart-astic puns!

The illustration was beautiful as well!

Little man wants to know what antics the donkeys will get into!!

A very clever story about, as the title indicates, tooting cows. The text is clever indeed and the wording is laugh out loud, with some rather tasteless rhymes (as it should be). The story has an edifying and surprising ending, so it all comes together.
But, back to the (I shall say it): farting. I love books about this (I shall say it): farting. In fact, my wife frequently encourages me to take a lactaid pill before consuming milk but I refuse, because I like doing what the tooting cows do. So, for those of us who are pro cows and anti ozone, and who have young kids or grandkids, this book will delight you.
For those of you who are offended by this topic, you REALLY need this book!