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Five Funerals

Choose Your Own Perilous Path

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Pub Date 22 Feb 2026 | Archive Date 19 Mar 2026

Ruadán Books | Independent Book Publishers Association (IBPA), Members' Titles


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Description

Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church, kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path—a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies and asks, "What if these kids had a bit more life in them?" What emerges is a book you never knew you wanted to read but won't want to put down.

The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep has a secret.

The Outing Party is a tradition at Bishop Carlbus, a semi-illicit party hosted by a senior student after the annual Outing, a weekend field trip taken by the graduating class every year. In 1995, Amy Keaton is determined to host a legendary Outing Party, but everything goes wrong. Her classmates are rude. Someone seems to be sabotaging her plans. And, as the night goes on, resentment and rage start driving everyone to extremes. The party spins out of control: by the next morning, Amy Keaton is dead, and twenty-five kids have a soul-crushing secret.

In 2015, six Bishop Carlbus Prep alumni—Victor, Kate, Leo, Titus, Ida, and Winnie—gather for the funeral of their old high school classmate Zillah. They soon realize that they are now the sole surviving members of the Class of 1995—everyone else who attended Amy Keaton's Outing Party is dead. And many of those deaths are bizarre and shocking. Sucked dry by leeches. Consumed by mice. Swept out to sea.

The survivors begin piecing together the events of the last two decades, and wonder: Is someone hunting them? Are they next?

And, maybe, do they deserve to be next? 

Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church, kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path—a book that looks at...


A Note From the Publisher

Ruth Ann Sellars (Illustrator)

9781968143053 - eBook - $9.99
9781968143077 - Audiobook - $24.99

Ruth Ann Sellars (Illustrator)

9781968143053 - eBook - $9.99
9781968143077 - Audiobook - $24.99


Advance Praise

“Somers (The Burning City) riffs on Edward Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies with a choose-the-outcome novel structure in this sophisticated and darkly comic horror outing. … Somers unpicks the seams of Gorey’s original to create portraits of despairing and complicated adults, all broken and haunted by the trauma of their youth. It’s an eerie gem.”—Publishers Weekly

"This stylish, modern, weird, and whimsical reimagining of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies will delight, amuse, and enthrall anyone who loves the macabre—and copious footnotes. D is for Delilah who couldn't stop reading and very nearly drowned in the bath!"—Delilah S. Dawson, New York Times bestselling author of The Violence, Phasma (Star Wars) and Galaxy's Edge: Black Spire (Star Wars)

"A set of modern fables for those hitting the mid-life, Five Funerals flawlessly and hilariously stitches together the final fates of people that, well, sort of deserved it."—Angel Luis Colón, award-winning author of Infested

"Gently macabre, as if Wes Anderson collaborated with Edgar Allen Poe to make Friends. I genuinely love this book."—Sean Ferrell, author of Numb and Man in the Empty Suit

“A gaunt, grimly hilarious gothic experience; Edward Gorey meets House of Leaves, soaked in grime and venomously bright nostalgia. Five Funerals both beckons and haunts, entices and disturbs.”—Lilith Saintcrow, author of the Dante Valentine series 

“Somers (The Burning City) riffs on Edward Gorey’s The Gashlycrumb Tinies with a choose-the-outcome novel structure in this sophisticated and darkly comic horror outing. … Somers unpicks the seams of...


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ISBN 9781968143046
PRICE US$16.99 (USD)
PAGES 501

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