We Never Have Sex Any More
by Julia Jones
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Pub Date 29 Jan 2026 | Archive Date 29 Jan 2026
Avon Books UK | Avon
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Can she give her love story a happy ending? This laugh-out-loud debut romcom about love, friendship (and accidentally telling everyone you're not getting any) is perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi Macfarlane and Lindsey Kelk.
Lottie and Theo have it all – except it.
Lottie and Theo are definitely happily married: deeply in love, beautiful house, two adorable puppies… except that after seven years together, the only action they’re having in the bedroom is Netflix marathons. Why has every night become ‘not tonight’?
Frustrated in more ways than one, Lottie drunkenly calls in to her favourite podcast (The Cliterati) to let off some steam. But her anonymous rant goes viral, with thousands of women replying with tales of their own long-term relationships going limp and floppy.
Now everyone is trying to unmask the ‘horny wife’, the podcast agency make Lottie an offer which could change her life. The only problem is… Lottie still hasn’t told Theo about her confession. How on earth can Lottie admit to her husband that they could be famous – for being sexless?
The laugh-out-loud romcom about love, friendship, and trying to keep lust alive in long-term relationships, perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi Macfarlane and Lindsey Kelk.
Available Editions
| EDITION | Ebook |
| ISBN | 9780008793845 |
| PRICE | £0.99 (GBP) |
| PAGES | 384 |
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Featured Reviews
We Never Have Sex Anymore by Julia Jones was a fun read that made me remember the early years of being married.
I've been married for almost 35 years, so I cringed at some of the things that Julia did to and said about her husband, Theo.
There is great satisfaction (and lots of laughs) throughout this book in which the author has Julia and her husband relating to each other and moreso, NOT relating to each other.
I wanted to shake Julia and just tell her to talk to her husband, but I think that like most of us, she was so caught up in her head that she didn't see the obvious solution that would have easily resolved her issues with Theo.
Watching the couple go through their issues is something most of us can relate to and I, swear to the heavens, told my husband how much I appreciated him when I was done with this book. He just looked at me and said "Okay??" :)
Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for this ARC. All opinions are my own.
This is a contemporary romcom but not so funny for Theo. As a middle aged woman reading this I wanted to have a chat with Lottie about how her drunken stupor & consequent actions wasn't going to end well 🤦🏼♀️ but I could only watch her get deeper & deeper into a situation until she starts realising there are consequences to her decisions! I believe Julia uses the term TAOAFFGI
(the arc of actually
finally *ucking getting it)
I couldn't help wonder about Julia's search history on Google while she was writing this 😂 & the research that might have been involved 😆
This book is hilarious, yes, but it’s also incredibly insightful about the communication breakdowns that happen in long term relationships. It tackles a very real issue with a unique, viral twist that makes it impossible to put down.
If you love romcoms that make you think as much as they make you laugh, this one is for you.
Librarian 1081599
This was such a fun read! I was laughing and smiling the whole way through! It was such a great look at relationships the way they get at a certain point and the desire to keep the “spark” and what happens when the goal is not too’! Such a great fun light read to escape into! You’ll definitely want to pick this one up!
Reviewer 1549009
I really enjoyed this book, it was filled with a lot of humour that made me laugh out loud. The only thing that was a bit annoying is Lottiie needed to have better communication with her partner but overall this was a fantastic read!!!
Thank you to the publisher Avon Books UK for providing this book for review purposes via NetGalley. All opinions are my own.
This both was funny, heartbreaking, grimace inducing and uplifting, I was riveted and totally engaged with Lottie’s story. I can completely relate to Lottie and I was with her every step of the way. Having been in a similar situation to Lottie, as I was reading the authors words it felt like she was telling my story, about the lack of communication and lack of intimacy in a long term relationship. Building up the courage to have the difficult conversations can be so nerve inducing people can go to great lengths to avoid having those conversations, that’s what I think this book got right as both Lottie and Theo were burying their heads in the sand. Lottie wasn’t the villain of this book but rather a misguided and lonely woman who made the wrong choices but it came from a place of her wanting to fix her relationship.
I was cringing for Lottie when she woke up and realised what she did, that she had sent her confession into a well known podcast. The further she went down the rabbit hole and wasn’t talking to Theo and telling him what was going on, the more difficult it became for her to tell him the truth. My heart broke for her in places and god bless her best friend Caro as she didn’t let Lottie wallow in it, she encouraged her to get up and carry on. I absolutely loved Caro and would love it if she got her own book as I would love to read her story. This book was beautifully written and relatable, I loved the ending.
Helen W, Reviewer
What happens when a drunken late night confession to a pod cast goes viral?
Admitting that you don't have a sex life in a long term relationship sets a course of events spiralling..
Lottie tries to get her marriage back in the bedroom with a series of interventions. The results are hilarious and heartbreaking. A book that will you smile and grimace .
Enjoy I did
Got drawn in by the title right away. I was curious about the many reasons married couples stop having sex. The story is funny, relatable, and at times uncomfortably real. Even though the plot is predictable, it’s still an enjoyable read. The big reveal wasn’t what I expected, and I was definitely surprised. It’s sad but true how often women blame themselves when things fall apart. I appreciated how the book shows couples fighting to nurture what they have. A good reminder not to treat your partner like a roommate. Romance needs intention, and communication really is everything.
Thank you NetGalley and Avon Books UK for the ARC!
Librarian 1163826
Really enjoyed this bokk. Had mr laughing out loud so many time but also parts i was totally cringing!
Jill M, Reviewer
Omg this book had some really awkward moments but was also really hilarious at times! I thoroughly enjoyed it all the way through, even while cringing. This book will truly give you all the feels.
Sally T, Reviewer
This book appealed to me from the start, I was totally invested in Lottie and Theo’s relationship woes, something most long term relationships experience at some point.
Lottie was very typical in that she blamed herself, thought the reasons for no sex were because she was no longer attractive to Theo, he no longer loved her, had someone else etc etc but none of this could have been further from the truth!
What follows is a totally unique scenario as Lottie airs her relationship status very publicly and tries new experiences in order to resolve the issues with very different results!
This book demonstrates the value/worth of maintaining good communication within a relationship, and tackles a very sensitive subject well, Theo like most men is reluctant to admit/discuss his shortcomings and this snowballed dramatically, but by highlighting the issue hopefully this will generate communication between couples so no one has to go through the drastic course Lottie and Theo took.
A totally relatable read for many
Thank you NetGalley fir this early read
This was a really honest and funny look at what happens when a long-term relationship just… fizzles. Lottie and Theo have been together forever, and on paper everything looks great. But behind the scenes? Zero intimacy, no spark, and both of them kind of pretending it’s fine.
I liked Lottie a lot in this. She’s worn out, frustrated, and then she goes and vents on a podcast after a couple drinks — and that ends up blowing up online thanks to a couple of influencers who grab the clip and run with it. Suddenly her whole marriage is trending, everyone has an opinion, and she and Theo can’t hide from the problem anymore.
Theo’s reactions felt believable too. Neither of them is the villain; they’ve just gotten stuck in routines and forgot to talk to each other. The influencer chaos actually pushes them to deal with things, which made for some funny and very real moments.
Overall, it’s an easy, relatable read about a couple trying to find their way back to each other while the internet watches. I really enjoyed it.
Thanks to NetGalley and the Publisher for this ARC.
I’m glad I found this author through an ARC because I really enjoyed the writing — it’s easy, honest, and kept me turning the pages!
Thank you Net Galley for this ARC. This story is laugh out loud funny. I found so many parts of this story to be so relatable. I will recommend this book for several months ahead.
Jane H, Reviewer
I really enjoyed Julia Jones's novel about a flagging marriage. It paints a very believable picture of a thirty-something couple who thought they were happily married but suddenly find they're not doing it for (or with) each other any more. Jones paints a detailed picture of a contemporary couple with friends, jobs -- and escalating trust issues. It starts off as an amusing picture of 'normal people' whose perfect life is not so perfect any more, but as it goes on it delves deeper and deeper under the surface gloss to deconstruct these modern lives in a convincing and moving way. Well-plotted, carefully paced and satisfyingly resolved, I'd recommend this if you want to read about realistic relationships.
Prerana S, Reviewer
Absolutely loved this book. It was so gripping and I was invested in the main character instantly. The story flows smoothly and easily. The twists and turns were so intriguing till the end of the book.
I loved this book and I can tell it’s going to be a popular read. Amazing how we all still love and want a rom-com but a realistic one… this delivers!
Ann E, Reviewer
Funny, honest, and painfully relatable in the best way. A happily married couple, a viral podcast confession, and the very real awkwardness of wanting more—but not knowing how to say it—make this a sharp, warm rom-com about long-term love. Laugh-out-loud moments meet genuine heart, with a reminder that intimacy, communication, and marriage are all a little messier than the movies make them look.
Lisa S, Reviewer
Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books UK | Avon for allowing me to read an ARC of We Never Have Sex Any More by Julia Jones, in exchange for my honest review.
Marriage is hard. Communication is hard. And sometimes accepting blame - even when you’re not really at fault - can be the easiest, most painful thing of all. We Never Have Sex Any More captures this with warmth, humor, and a surprising amount of heart. Hugely relatable, it balances laughter and frustration beautifully, showing how easily misunderstandings grow and how much courage honesty takes. A funny, realistic romcom grounded in love and genuine emotional growth.
I thoroughly enjoyed this book and look forward to reading more by Julia Jones.
We Never Have Sex Anymore is such a fun, easy read. It had me groaning, laughing, and constantly shaking my head at all the chaos Lottie accidentally creates for herself. What starts as a drunken bachelorette party quickly spirals into something that completely turns her life upside down. Every time she tries to fix things, she somehow makes them even worse, and you can’t help but root for her to finally find a way out of the mess she’s in.
I really enjoyed this book, even though I frequently wanted to yell “What are you doing?!?” at Lottie. You can tell she means well, things just get out of control fast. And poor Theo… he gets dragged into everything without having a clue what’s actually going on.
I’m giving this one 4.25 stars, mostly because of how entertaining and genuinely funny every situation is. If you love rom-coms and want a light, fun read, I’d definitely recommend it.
Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books UK for the advance copy!
Wow! What a book! I couldn’t wait to get started on this book and I was not disappointed. I love the cover and that drew me in straight away followed by the title, which intrigued me. Soon as I started reading I LOVED it!!! What an absolute gem of a book! Gives a true insight on married life and the problems people may face, in this case, Lottie and Theo. She tries so hard to put the “spark” back but in the process causing more damage to their relationship. Was such an easy, read. Rom-com vibes which I absolutely adored. Had me laughing out in certain parts. Absolutely brilliant, cannot recommend this book enough♥️
I hate the miscommunication trope, but I had to push that to the side with this one and accept that if Lottie just talked to her husband, there would be no plot.
I did enjoy following Lottie as she took the increasingly questionable advice from the podcast, it was fun reading about her and her friend Caro trying everything from yoni steaming to primal rage retreats! The book felt full of heart, and I liked the way everything came together at the end.
Overall, I liked this and would recommend it.
Lottie and Theo are happily married, they love their dogs, their house and their friends, but in a moment of drunkenness Lottie anonymously messages a podcast to ask if everything is so great, why don’t they have sex any more.
The question blows up the podcast and Lottie finds herself working with the team on ways to put the sex back in the relationship. The problem is, she can’t find a way to tell Theo what she’s doing…and when he finds out things don’t go very well. Is there a way for Lottie to find herself and to get Theo back in her life?
This was a lot of fun to read and the characters are likeable and engaging. I enjoyed this very much.
Thanks to NetGalley for the ARc
We Never Have Sex Any More by Julia Jones was a tale of how miscommunication can spiral. Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for providing an advanced copy of this book! Theo, like most men, isnt comfortable with discussing "feelings" and Lottie ended up taking it as he had someone on the side, she wasn't attractive anymore, etc., but that's absolutely not the case! Lottie very much felt "woe is me" for most of the book, and she decided to essentially air their dirty laundry, very publicly. Overall it wasn't a bad read, and hopefully this will make more people realize that most "problems" in relationships are just miscommunication.
We Never Have Sex Any More is a funny, honest and surprisingly moving book that tackles a topic many couples recognise but few talk about openly. It explores what happens when love remains strong but intimacy quietly slips away, and how easily silence can grow between two people who care deeply for one another.
Lottie and Theo appear to have the perfect life. A happy marriage, a lovely home and two adorable puppies. Beneath the surface though, their relationship has stalled in the bedroom, with excuses replacing intimacy and frustration building on both sides. Lottie’s drunken call to her favourite podcast is both mortifying and relatable, and when it goes viral it sparks a wave of shared experiences from women in similar situations.
The fallout from this moment is handled with humour and sensitivity. Lottie’s attempts to reignite the Topics of her marriage are often laugh out loud funny, but there is an undercurrent of vulnerability and sadness that gives the story real emotional weight. The book captures the awkwardness, insecurity and hope that come with trying to fix something that feels deeply personal.
What makes this book work so well is its warmth and relatability. It never feels judgmental, instead offering a compassionate look at long term relationships and the pressures placed on them. We Never Have Sex Any More will make you smile, wince and perhaps reflect on the importance of communication, honesty and intimacy in all its forms.
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Reviewer 1491639
oh from the very start i was rooting for this pair and needing to know there story. not least from that blurb i needed to know how it would play out! because ouch. i was almost hiding behind one hand to see how this might go. but in the best way as what a brilliant read this was. full of wit and heart in equal and important measure.
this was of course so much more than the surface level of the story. but that im sure is what draws so many more into this one. Lottie had me engaged immediately. i was rooting for her to be ok all the way through. this was about sex. but really when you are there its also about so much more and i wanted to take space for her story. i very quickly became protective of her. its a difficult topic to bring to the surface lets be honest. so im sure reading this book will actually mean so much to so many. Lottie and Theo were doing everything but talking. just burying their heads. and this can build so much unsaid tension its practically humming in a house.
what Lottie did may have misfired. but you could see at the heart of it she just was desperate and really all she ever wanted was for her and Theo to be ok.
you got the full force of those "oh no" moments with Lottie's. my stomach qeulched too.imagine sending this much private info into the outside world. for all to hear. and it goes further. and of course when that happens what will Lottie do but feel the need to hide further and then it spirals and like all things hidden becomes bigger and bigger literally with each second you dont share.
it broke my heart for Lottie too how much she took on as being somehow her fault. as in who she was or how she looked or didn't look for Theo to want her. oh what a familiar scene and so sad and maddening too.
this book talks to us about the hardest thing to do even with those closest. especially with those closest. and that is talk. talk and scream out those demons before they take up an evil space in you and between you.
this was a brilliant story but also a wise little reminder too. Julia gave life to her characters. you could feel their character and actions coming to life from the pages. those feelings, those actions you could picture and feel it all for them and for so many other people like them.
this was a touching and thoughtful book. it didn't mick take and was aware in every moment touched upon on how it might come across and i applaud Julia for that. this subject does need tact and sensitivity and this book has all that but also doesn't move away from the realness that does need to be touched upon and that can be really hard and really sad.
a brilliant read that i just turned page after page for. its sparkled with something extra this one. some authors have that touch to their writing that just adds umph and brightness for me as a reader. Julia had that here for me in this read.
It’s been a while since Lottie and her husband… did the deed. So, on a drunken night after a bachelorette party, Lottie writes an anonymous letter to a podcast asking for advice on how to bring the spice back into their relationship. When she sobers up, she realizes her sexless marriage has become a hot topic—and her situation goes viral.
I had mixed feelings about Lottie. I really wanted to like her more than I did, but some of her choices were hard for me to connect with. While reaching out to a public forum instead of talking directly to her husband felt frustrating, it was also clear that a drunken night out, along with her insecurities and fears, played a big role in her decisions.
The plot unfolds a bit like a ten-car pileup, with Lottie’s attempts to “fix” things only making the situation more complicated. After her letter to the podcast goes viral and her husband, friends, and family don’t immediately realize it’s her, she continues to rely on outside advice to improve her marriage. While this leads to some entertaining moments, I couldn’t help but feel that having the hard conversation might have spared her a lot of headache and heartache.
Even though Lottie herself could be disappointing at times, the story kept my attention and made me curious about how everything would pan out. It was an enjoyable read, even if the main character didn’t always win me over.
Thank you Julia Jones, Avon Books UK, and NetGalley for the opportunity to read and review this book!
3.5 stars
I was looking forward to this book as i was hoping it would be a laugh out loud kind of book. But honestly i didn't find it particularly funny. It was an interesting premise and i really liked Caro as a character, infact most of the side characters felt well developed and were all engaging in their own ways.
I think i just didn't much like Lottie. She wanted everyone around her to make allowances for her and to prioritise her needs etc but she didn't pay attention to anything or anyone other than herself. She got into some messy situations, which i think is where the humour was written, but i didn't find her funny.
The book definitely highlights the importance of communication in a relationship thats for sure.
A great read! Some laugh out loud moments and some serious, thought provoking and heart breaking moments. It made me look at my own marriage and the use of digital devices in the bedroom too!!!
I’m really looking forward to reading more by this author in the future
A quick, honest read about a married couple finding their way back to connection and intimacy after a period of distance.
If the title made you raise an eyebrow and go *“same” or “wait what?” then you’re in the right zone. We Never Have Sex Anymore is a rom-com that proudly wears its awkward honesty on its sleeve and then does a little shimmy in the spotlight.
This is the kind of book that feels like a heart-to-heart with your most candid friend, you know the one; it's the one who tells you the truth but with impeccable timing and a wink. The story revolves around a couple at a crossroads: they love each other, they adore each other… but there’s a giant uncomfortable elephant in the bedroom that refuses to be ignored. Julia Jones handles this with warmth, humour, and an emotional intelligence that keeps the narrative grounded even when the jokes are gloriously cheeky.
What makes this read especially fun is how relatable it feels. The characters are fully formed humans with real insecurities, real conversations, and real moments of why is this so hard??? There are laugh-out-loud lines, tender introspection, and enough awkwardness to make you grin with recognition.
The pacing is snappy, the dialogue crackles like sparklers on a summer night, and the central relationship grows in ways that are satisfying without being syrupy. It’s not just about rekindling attraction ,it’s about rediscovering why you fell for someone in the first place, and sometimes that journey is messy and hilarious and totally worth going on.
All in all, We Never Have Sex Anymore is a refreshingly honest, funny, heartfelt exploration of love, intimacy, and all the missteps in between. Perfect for readers who enjoy contemporary romance that’s witty, wise, and wonderfully human.
Robin F, Librarian
If you’re looking for a romcom that’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt, We Never Have Sex Any More is a great pick. Lottie and Theo have a picture-perfect life… except their love life has gone completely cold. I loved how Julia Jones turns this relatable modern-marriage dilemma into a laugh-out-loud story, full of quirky situations, warm friendships, and unexpected twists. It’s perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella or Lindsey Kelk, and anyone who enjoys a story about keeping love—and laughter—alive in long-term relationships.
***Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books UK for this ARC in exchange for an honest review. All quotes are from the unpublished version of the book.***
From the outside, some relationships look absolutely perfect. The smiley Instagram photos and heartfelt Facebook posts are surely proof that everything is going great, right?
Because who actually wants to air out their dirty laundry to the world? Charlotte "Lottie" Carmichael does, apparently. A few Screaming Orgasms and sambuca will do that to you. In the middle of the night after her friend Jade's bachelorette party, Lottie drunkenly writes an anonymous text message confession to her favorite women's podcast, The Cliterati: she and her husband are no longer having sex, and she's clearly upset about it.
The next morning when she listens to the latest episode of the podcast, she realizes the host, Tilly Carter, chose to read her message! Guilt washes over her, as she worries her husband, Theo, will find out. She vows to tell him - eventually. There's nothing like trying to solve a problem without involving the one person who could instantly provide the answer.
Lottie is convinced that this will all blow over and Tilly will move on to another topic next week. Not only does that not happen, but her agent, Isa, reaches out to Lottie about something they would like her to be a part of: a new series on the podcast called Long-term Lust. The goal is to bring back the intimacy in her relationship through various things they tell her to try, and then talk about the experiences. After finding out how much money they are offering her, she agrees to do it. After all, she's still anonymous, right?
Now known as The Horny Wife, Lottie dives into the experiments, which turn out to be more than awkward. Tantric yoga, a strange spa, massage oils, couples therapy. Something has to work, because the point of the series is to boost ratings and revenue by proving there is a happy ending to Lottie's story, thus giving hope to all of their listeners in the same boat. But how is Lottie supposed to be honest about her experiences if negativity is actually frowned upon?
Just when Lottie thought things couldn't get much worse, Isa comes at her with a proposal for a book, written jointly by her and Tilly. Of course, the proceeds would highly favor Tilly because she's the expert. Oh and they want to REVEAL HER IDENTITY at the book's cover release. Most people would really quit while they're ahead, because it's very clear that the podcast is trying to take advantage of her for their own benefit, and Isa doesn't care that this probably won't end well for Lottie. Because she still hasn't told Theo.
But what happens when Lottie is identified from a photo taken when she, Tilly, and Isa meet at the local park?
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The story was hilarious, cringy, and reflective in all the right ways. It's nice to see this topic from a female point of view. It is mostly men you hear complaining that they're not having sex.
This book goes to show that:
- you don't really know what's going on in others' relationships. You only see what they want you to see, so they remain in control of perception. Lottie expresses this when she debates about telling Caro the truth: "...there's a tiny part of me that doesn't want to shatter the illusion of us being the perfect couple. The people who communicate in their own perfect way, who never argue. The people without baggage. I've spent so long inhabiting my role as the lucky, perfect wife, I don't know if I can bear to see...what it means if I'm not."
-communication is very important in a relationship. If there's something bothering you, speak up about it so that you and your partner(s) can address it. This whole mess could have been avoided if Lottie had just asked Theo why they weren't having sex, and depending on the answer, come up with an appropriate solution together.
-there is power in female relationships. No matter what happened, Lottie and Caro were always there for each other, even when they had an argument.
This was so fun from the start! I loved Lottie and how relatable of a character she is and despite her flaws and mistakes you knew she did it from the heart and just wanted to save her marriage
Thank you to Net Galley, Avon books and Julia Jones fir thus eARC. This novel is a warm, witty exploration of what happens after the honeymoon phase, when love is still there but desire has taken a back seat.
Lottie and Theo are seven years into their relationship, a point often whispered about as “the itch.” They function well as partners, share a history, and genuinely care for one another, but their sex life has flatlined into awkward silences and unsaid fears. Lottie, desperate for answers annoymouksy contacts a podcast. What begins as a quiet, almost embarrassing cry for help becomes the catalyst for a journey neither of them expected.
What follows is not a dramatic breakup or a sweeping betrayal, but something far more interesting: self-discovery. Through humor, vulnerability, and a series of thoughtful missteps, Lottie begins to unpack her own needs, desires.
The tone is unmistakably rom-com, but with emotional depth. What sets the book apart is its honest portrayal of long-term relationships: the stagnation, the fear of rocking the boat, and the hope that love can evolve rather than expire.
Ultimately, this is a story about choosing each other again, not out of habit, but with intention. It’s cute, contemporary, and refreshingly real, reminding readers that happily ever after doesn’t end at the wedding, it just asks different, braver questions.
This book has my heart. What I thought would be a lighthearted and funny book, turned into a deeply real and raw understanding of marriage.
Very relatable problems and characters who tear your heart in half and then somehow miraculously glue it back together.
I wasn’t expecting to love this book as much as I did, but it’s a very happy surprise to have.
kATHLEEN G, Reviewer
Funny but in a cringey way. Lottie's late night confession goes viral and her attempt to cancel it (for want of a better word) only makes things worse. The biggest problem she has, though, is that she hasn't talked to her husband Theo about what she wrote. Mind you, she hasn't talked to him about her feelings either. It's a light read that's also a cautionary tale about social media. Thanks to netgalley for the ARC.
Mel J, Reviewer
Thank you to netgalley and the publisher for an arc copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
I loved this story, I felt like the premise was a perfect idea with podcasts being so popular currently and I certainly listen to a few pods that cover similar topics.
Lottie is married to her best friend everything is perfect except they have stopped having sex. I loved lottie and the crazy journey she went on to try and spice things up with her husband Theo. It was a light hearted story that I couldn’t put down.
This book was a quirky rollercoaster of a ride that was very well thought out and written. You will feel all of the emotions and maybe even connect very well with Lottie.
I think anyone who is in a long term relationship should absolutely read this book (also just everyone should read it). It was hilarious, heartfelt and such a testament to why communication is so important. I absolutely adored Lottie. Did she make some insane decisions? YES, but I could clearly see where her brain was at and how frustrated (in more ways than one) she was. I loved her friendship with Caro so much. The story might be primarily set around Lottie and Theo, but I really enjoyed seeing she and Caro learn to better communicate and support each other too. There were some truly funny moments, but I also loved how it really came down to two people finding their way back to each other and taking it one step at a time.
Thank you to Avon Books for the digital reader’s copy!
Reviewer 1638599
4.5 that I'm rounding up to a 5
This book was an absolute rollercoaster of emotions. I laughed, I cried, I cried because I was laughing so much, I sympathized, I was frustrated, any and everything you can think of. It was absolutely worth the ride, and the payoff was wonderful.
Lottie and her husband Theo have a perfect relationship to anyone on the outside looking in. They're both in their mid 30s and have been married for years. But in reality, the spark is completely gone from their marriage. They haven't had sex in months, and Lottie is at her wits end. After consuming a bit too much alcohol during a bachelorette party, she submits an anonymous confession to a podcast about the state of her marriage.
It gets read on air and the response to it is so huge that she gets offered the opportunity to cohost a companion podcast, where the host gives her a list of things to do with her husband to try to reignite their relationship, and then dissect it onair after the fact. Lottie is hesitant at first but eventually agrees, making the decision to not tell Theo what she's actually doing. What follows is a hilarious assortment of tasks that are both entertaining to read, but also tugs at your heartstrings as nothing seems to be working out in Lottie's favor.
I completely understand why this had to happen this way, because the entire premise of the book relies on it, but miscommunication (or rather, no communication at all) is the number one theme here. Lottie will do absolutely anything and everything to save her marriage except actually have a conversation about the actual issue with her husband. Theo is clearly going through something as well, but Lottie is so in her head and gets deeper and deeper into not talking to him, that she can't really grasp that something else is going on other than he simply isn't attracted to her anymore.
The best thing about this novel is how well it was written. I haven't read anything else by Julia Jones before, but she has a real gift. As frustrated as I was with Lottie throughout most of the book, I was still rooting for her and for her marriage with Theo to work out in the end. I also really liked the message that no relationship (be it romantic or platonic- shoutout to her friendship with Caro!) is completely perfect, and that they all take work to maintain, regardless of how it may look to anyone else.
J R, Reviewer
cute comedy with some good vibes. i can't really say it's a romcom because there isn't much romance, but the comedy part works well. 4 stars. tysm for the arc.
Reviewer 1451569
This book takes a very honest look at intimacy, communication, and how relationships change over time. It hits deep and I loved how openly it explores emotional distance and the unspoken frustrations that can build when partners stop connecting.
What stood out most was how real the characters felt. The conversations were uncomfortable at times, but in a way that felt intentional and true to the story being told. The focus on communication and self reflection gave the book depth beyond its premise.
Thank you to NetGalley and Avon for the ARC—all opinions are my own
The premise of this book centering on a married couple instantly had my attention. I was ready to step away from the usual meet-cute, fall-in-love, ride-off-into-the-HEA romances I normally devour and dive into a story that explores what happens after the HEA. Julia Jones delivers this beautifully, tackling a season of marriage that many long-term couples find themselves navigating at some point. The result is a story that is both genuinely funny and deeply emotional, while quietly serving as a masterclass in why communication truly matters. Even with its heavier themes, this rom-com never feels overwhelming. It pulls you in so completely that I found myself just as immersed as I would be in a fantasy read.
Lottie is a self-proclaimed good girl who thrives inside her comfort zone and has been happily married for several years. She loves her husband and their life together, but she can no longer ignore the prolonged absence of intimacy in their marriage. What begins as an anonymous drunken text to a relationship coach and podcast host quickly turns into a runaway train she cannot seem to stop. After multiple failed attempts to reignite the spark on her own, Lottie enlists the help of Tilly, the podcast host, and embarks on a mission to save both her marriage and her sex life. From tantric yoga to yoni steaming, she is willing to try just about anything to fix what feels broken (anything except actually talking to her husband). As the lies pile up and each new attempt brings more disappointment, Lottie spirals into a chaos that threatens everything she holds dear.
This was an incredibly enjoyable and richly layered read. I loved that it was a romance that felt raw, real, and emotionally honest, while still being equal parts hilarious and jaw-dropping. The themes of friendship, self-discovery, and repairing a marriage were handled with such care and authenticity. This is a refreshing change of pace from typical romance stories, and one I would especially recommend to married readers.
Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books for the opportunity to read this early. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this romantic comedy. It gave me Bridget Jones vibes and had me laughing out loud from the very first paragraph when there is a hen party and a stripper called ‘The Anaconda.’ 🙊😂
The FMC Lottie is a millennial who accidentally ends up going viral and effectively setting a bomb off in her relationship with her Husband, Theo. All she wants to do is get to the bottom of the issue in her relationship however, she does not anticipate the hurt that she ultimately ends up causing by not just having a conversation with her Husband. The situations she finds herself in along the way whilst at times funny, are also touching. I really loved the dynamic of her friendship with her best friend Caro. The bond between them emphasised the importance of strong friendships and how friends can help us through the toughest times in our lives. Their friendship also highlighted the topic of female empowerment!
For me, the overall message in this book is that marriage takes work & effort. I particularly liked the quote ‘Just because a plant is thriving, doesn’t mean it will continue to do so if you stop watering it.’
I would recommend this book as the perfect holiday read! It was a nice easy read and although it was at times dealing with relationship issues, the overall tone of the book was light hearted and it was a nice easy read!
Bookseller 640192
4 stars - I enjoyed "We Never Have Sex Any More" by Julia Jones which TBH I had requested primarily to fulfill a reading challenge prompt. The book was true to its blurb but also both REALLY funny, cringe & yet relatable to anyone who's been married for a while - especially if it's a L-OO- N-N-N-G-G-G-G-G while. Usually it's men who complain about "not getting it at home", so nice to see that gender switch, though Lottie's drunken confession was a bit over-the-top. Still rather different from the usually rom-com tropes, and I really appreciate that! My sincere thanks to Net Galley and the publisher for my advance readers copy - always appreciate the opportunity to read & review early and find new-to-me authors to support!
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