Skip to main content
book cover for Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee

Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee

An Epically Short History of Our Kings and Queens

This title was previously available on NetGalley and is now archived.

Buy on Amazon Buy on Bookshop.org Buy on Waterstones
*This page contains affiliate links, so we may earn a small commission when you make a purchase through links on our site at no additional cost to you.

Send NetGalley books directly to your Kindle or Kindle app


1

To read on a Kindle or Kindle app, please add kindle@netgalley.com as an approved email address to receive files in your Amazon account. Click here for step-by-step instructions.

2

Also find your Kindle email address within your Amazon account, and enter it here.

Pub Date 9 Oct 2025 | Archive Date 24 Nov 2025


Description

A Waterstones Best History Book 2025

A BBC History Magazine Book of the Year 2025

‘Learned, entertaining and highly approachable’ BOB MORTIMER

‘A treat’ ALICE LOXTON

‘Five stars from me…’ AL MURRAY

An unmissable collaboration between two comedy legends – an irresistible, family-friendly deep dive into the murky lives of the British monarchy.

Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee, Harry, Dick, John, Harry three. One, two, three Neds, Richard Two, Henries, four, five, six, then who?

Charlie Higson has always been fascinated by the story of the monarchy: from the b*stardly to the benevolent, the brilliant to the brutal. In this wonderful new book, using the famous rhyme he learned at school as his trusty guide, Charlie takes us through the history of this bizarre and long-lasting institution, introducing readers to every single ruler since poor Harold got it in the eye at the Battle of Hastings (or did he?).

Who were all these people, and what did they do? It’s all here. Bloody treachery? Check. Unruly incest? Check. A couple of Cromwells? Check. The War of Jenkins Ear? Sadly, for Robert Jenkins, check.

A rip-roaring journey that takes in the Normans, Plantagenets, Tudors, Stuarts, Hanoverians and Windsors, not to mention the infamous Blois (how can we forget them?), Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee is an utterly engrossing and grossly entertaining guide to who ruled when and whether they were any good at it.

A Waterstones Best History Book 2025

A BBC History Magazine Book of the Year 2025

‘Learned, entertaining and highly...


Available Editions

EDITION Ebook
ISBN 9780008741075
PRICE £9.99 (GBP)
PAGES 416

Available on NetGalley

NetGalley Reader (EPUB)
NetGalley Shelf App (EPUB)
Send to Kobo (EPUB)
Download (EPUB)

Average rating from 34 members


Featured Reviews

5 stars
5 stars
5 stars
5 stars
5 stars

This comes from Charlie Higson, who has written lots of books, but is probably still best known for his role in the 1990s TV comedy sketch series, The Fast Show. Put simply, it's the story of all England's kings and queens from the time of William the Conqueror and the Norman Conquest of 1066, across all the ensuing centuries, right up to the current reign of Charles III in the 2020s. Nearly a thousand years of royal history is thus condensed into one highly readable volume.
The title refers to the beginning of a well-known poem which starts: "Willie Willie Harry Stee, Harry Dick John Harry three..." designed to help people remember the full list of monarchs (the CCBC show, Horrible Histories has produced a similar list in song form). Higson, in fact, recently fronted a podcast series on this subject, so my only mild warning about this is if you've already listened to that (and I haven't done so), reading this book will undoubtedly inspire a strong sense of déjà vu.
Otherwise, this is perfect reading for any casual reader wishing to top up their basic knowledge of the history of the monarchy. We get the bad (the malevolent and generally hopeless King John), the mad (notably Henry VI and George III) and the dangerous to know (one thinks of Henry VIII, at this point). We learn about the Anarchy, the Black Death and the Crusades. Although primarily about our heads of state, Higson examines whatever else was going on in society at the time, when relevant. It is not an academic book and is often quite funny but is not an out-and-out comedy: its a full and proper history. It is similar in tone to David Mitchell's Unruly (2023), though has a later start and end point.
Highly recommended.

5 stars
5 stars
5 stars
5 stars
5 stars
Was this review helpful?

Readers who liked this book also liked: