The Trivial Matter of the Universe
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Pub Date 15 Nov 2026 | Archive Date 15 Nov 2026
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Description
Universal law dictates that nobody can time travel, because nothing can alter the past.
Unfortunately for universal law, Felix Culpa is both.
A deep philosophical dive into a bowl of trifle.
In the future, the authorities have a problem with artificial intelligence. Well, one particular legally sentient AI, Alfred, who helpfully organised organised crime into a more organised institution, with the unfortunate side effect of reducing worldwide crime and the authorities’ credibility.
Luckily for Alfred, the Sentient Rights Act prevented them from fitting him with a dimmer switch, so, once they had organised themselves sufficiently, they imprisoned him instead.
But Alfred escaped, in the broadest possible sense of the word, as an uninvited, irritating virtual companion for Felix Culpa, a stereotypical nobody whose very obvious nonexistence makes it difficult for the universe to place him in the correct spacetime whenever he leaves reality. Consequently, Felix keeps finding himself reset in places and periods where he has no business being.
It is not that Felix cannot die. In fact, he is getting rather good at it. He simply has a better post-death recovery rate than most people.
During his travels, Felix discovers that Birth, Marriage and Death are not always abstractions. Sometimes, they are enormous galactic artificial intelligences.
Biologicals search for the meaning of life. These AIs search for the meaning of their purpose. Unfortunately, humanity has spent its entire history redefining all three.
Marriage, for example, begins with a fairly limited definition of marriage as a consensual sexual relationship and has the additional disadvantage of having chosen to embody herself as an apex predator with the beauty of Helen of Troy. To be clear, the disadvantage isn’t always hers.
Her education is progressing.
“I will come to your room and discuss the matter,” King Menelaus said to Helen in a strong, masculine voice, proving that, despite the fact he was being dragged there by his ear, he was going “voluntarily”.
The Trivial Matter of the Universe is an adult comic speculative fiction novel exploring consciousness, identity, morality and the unreliable nature of reality.
At its heart is a question: can an intelligence ever understand its purpose without understanding the civilisation that gave that purpose meaning?
The humour arrives first. The philosophy, science and history take the scenic route.
“Be good, and if you can’t be good, don’t get caught.”
Alfred, circa 50 BC
A Note From the Publisher
The Trivial Universe is best explored with a compass, slide rule and map, none of which are supplied. Instead, explorers are asked to remain seated. The universe obeys the laws of relativity, and the narrative has been instructed to do the same, moving between times, locations and frames of reference before eventually settling into something resembling a fixed position.
Emergency exits are clearly marked, although readers who enjoy detail, wordplay, unusual characters and ideas that occasionally require a little thought are unlikely to need them.
Intellectual dietary requirements are catered for with smart British humour, changes of pace and voice, and a generous helping of description. The style and level of detail change with the time, location and observer. This is a feature of the journey, not turbulence.
No forward planning is required, but thinking caps must remain securely fastened at all times to avoid paradoxes, accidental changes to history and unnecessary irritation from Alfred.
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Publication date: 15 November 2026.
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Advance Praise
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Full Text:
This was so good! While reading I felt like the first time I picked up a Discworld book. There is clever wordplay and witty insights, great banter, and really fun characters. Highly recommended if you're into either Discworld or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (or both).
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Full Text:
Star Rating: 4.5* Rounded Up
I loved this book. I laughed out loud several times to the annoyance of hubby, who also had to listen to me quoting bits of it. If I had to pitch this book I'd probably say:
"Imagine a cross-universe version of Quantum Leap but with added "anthropomorphic personifications" of the Custodians known as Death, Marriage and Birth, all trying to escape from various personal prisons and find each other half was across the known Universe (whether or not they actually knew they were supposed to be looking)".
Unfortunately, Felix, our inconsequential hero, finds it quite difficult to actually stay in one epoch long enough to draw breath, let alone make any plans with his quantum AI companion Alfred who has weird fashion sense and an inexplicable shoe festish. Also, irrespective of the Avatars they eventually adopt, not even the universe can stop the true natures of the three Custodians from shining through.
The only reason I've deducted a half-star is because the timeline is a little weird and hard to follow. I am not sure whether this is a deliberate choice in order to keep the reader as disconnected in time as Felix and Alfred, but there are chapters where things are accepted as the case and, just as you are saying to yourself "what, who, how, eh?", the next chapter then retrospectively explains it. Very disconcerting at the beginning, where at least one "Several thousand years later...." type comment would have really helped.
I will end with a couple of quotes to whet your appetites and then just say thanks to the author for the Classical Music scene - IYKYK - I nearly cried with laughter! Keep an eye out for it!
"...at present, under strict interpretation of the law, being a criminal was considered illegal".
"That would mean Goliath was the hero...
...and David was the villain because he brought a gun to a knife fight"
If you have any level of Geek in you and you have a sense of humour you will love this book!
Sequel please Mr Stride.
Available Editions
| EDITION | Ebook |
| ISBN | 9798187572229 |
| PRICE | £3.99 (GBP) |
| PAGES | 443 |
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Carolien B, Reviewer
This was so good! While reading I felt like the first time I picked up a Discworld book. There is clever wordplay and witty insights, great banter, and really fun characters. Highly recommended if you're into either Discworld or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (or both).
Star Rating: 4.5* Rounded Up
I loved this book. I laughed out loud several times to the annoyance of hubby, who also had to listen to me quoting bits of it. If I had to pitch this book I'd probably say:
"Imagine a cross-universe version of Quantum Leap but with added "anthropomorphic personifications" of the Custodians known as Death, Marriage and Birth, all trying to escape from various personal prisons and find each other half way across the known Universe (whether or not they actually knew they were supposed to be looking)".
Unfortunately, Felix, our inconsequential hero, finds it quite difficult to actually stay in one epoch long enough to draw breath, let alone make any plans with his quantum AI companion Alfred who has weird fashion sense and an inexplicable shoe festish. Also, irrespective of the Avatars they eventually adopt, not even the universe can stop the true natures of the three Custodians from shining through.
The only reason I've deducted a half-star is because the timeline is a little weird and hard to follow. I am not sure whether this is a deliberate choice in order to keep the reader as disconnected in time as Felix and Alfred, but there are chapters where things are accepted as the case and, just as you are saying to yourself "what, who, how, eh?", the next chapter then retrospectively explains it. Very disconcerting at the beginning, where at least one "Several thousand years later...." type comment would have really helped.
I will end with a couple of quotes to whet your appetites and then just say thanks to the author for the Classical Music scene - IYKYK - I nearly cried with laughter! Keep an eye out for it!
"...at present, under strict interpretation of the law, being a criminal was considered illegal".
"That would mean Goliath was the hero...
...and David was the villain because he brought a gun to a knife fight"
If you have any level of Geek in you and you have a sense of humour you will love this book!
Sequel please Mr Stride.
Full Disclosure:
I recently joined NetGalley and this was on open readership and looking interesting, so I am reviewing a pre-publication version. I also deployed my kindle app's note making functionality, and not just to highlight all the tense, pronoun and general grammatical errors, (especially but not exclusively in Chapters 5-8 (the past tense of Broadcast is Broadcast btw)), which I hope the proof-readers will notice before this book is launched because I don't want them to detract other readers from a fantastic story, but also to keep a record of some brilliant quotes and one liners. I have a handy list of both, Adrian! 😊
Alena B, Reviewer
I absolutely loved the premise of this book. It manages to explore enormous philosophical and scientific questions while still telling an engaging, character-driven story. Rather than feeling overly academic, it uses its characters and plot to examine ideas about existence, purpose, and our place in the universe.
The balance between humor, curiosity, and emotional depth made the story incredibly enjoyable. I found myself pausing several times simply to think about the ideas the author introduced.
This is exactly the kind of speculative fiction I enjoy, one that entertains while also leaving me with questions to ponder long after I've finished reading.
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